Clayтoи Mouиtcastlе

London/Bedfordshire. Instagram: Clangeruk Graduated from St Mary's Uni Twickenham 2016 🎓🌍🍺

[Rick @RickyFennn]

Fair play this is fucking class hahahaha

[irl girl @fruktflicka]

Instagram is a gift that keeps on giving

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

@LebomApp Evil doesn't die, it reivents itself

[Marwan @mxrwanlfc]

“You’re blatantly just not me nan” is the greatest writing this country has ever seen

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[Mr. Cigarettes, Attorney at Law @CandiedGender]

That fucking grab move when he says “touchin on a chile”

[Clayтoи Mouиtcastlе @claymountcastle]

That’s not what he does

[Kenno @ MARVEL TOKON BABY @Kenno_RJ]

Fucker looks like he'll allow me to draw two more cards from my deck.

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

England fans when they realise everyone is supporting them for once…

[Jacob @JacobHorsfall_]

I’m sorry, Lionel, but there’s a special spot in row fucking Z waiting for you in Atlanta.

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[latke @latkedelrey]

christopher moltisanti summer:
-relapsing
-hurting people you love
-making bad art that nobody likes
-seeing signs about how doomed you are everywhere

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

It’s not as easy as it looks ordering Chinese and saying bosh , both require years of training. Please dedicate yourself as I have done and you too shall be chosen to go to Wimbledon. You can do it just believe. Wimblebosh.

[Clayтoи Mouиtcastlе @claymountcastle]

@Jwiesel13 I know this is trolling but, yeah Ghana ain’t shit like the US, they have players on the pitch who start for Man City, Arsenal etc or play in La liga. They have won trophy’s, obviously Aus & US can’t say the same. (I think pulisic has a CL league medal though)

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[B LOU @BLouu]

Hearing this British crowd boo Morocco funny AF niggas said bewww 😂😂😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Airports need two lanes: one for people who’ve traveled before, and one for folks who are clearly experiencing their first day on Earth.

[VUJ @DavidVujanic]

This Poland x Haiti story always gets me. Legendary 🙏

[nhu 🇻🇳🇨🇳 @maisonlongan]

the US fucked up so bad you got footy fans on here defending a referee