Not Very Merry Berry

I’m not here for a good time I’m here for a long time.

[layla @layluh]

British Python devs be like
“oy thats a constructor, __init__”

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

@vannahwhy @huggopeacelove @NimNewsNetwork @az2cool Never again

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Women are so excited about that your life will be safe with your family

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

"Women are..."

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Tempted to put drugs in my suitcase so I can give this doggy scritches

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Some woman just drunkenly walked past me, pointed at my dog, and said what is this piece of shit?

Ma’am??

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Jk only lasted 45 minutes

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Got yelled at at work, didn’t cry, where is my medal?

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Towel on the bed means one thing.

We ordered pizza and I’m too drunk to move.

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Me leaving a music festival

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

@az2cool But also don’t forget my bday ty

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

@CurveFinance hey guys- any word on the OP proposal and game plan for LP Incentives?

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

I had to explain to a realtor that when I kept referring to ‘us’ moving in I meant my dog, no husband.

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

@az2cool

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

THIS IS NOT A BEAKER STOP CALLING IT A BEAKER

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

Just realized I had no clue what Queen Elizabeth’s last name was

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

@80Finch @BullyEsq Is this a drawer you pulled out of your fridge…

[Not Very Merry Berry @cleary_cait]

People: when are you moving back from London?
Me: …hopefully never???

[TTI @TikTokInvestors]

She can save us.