Tax Man Matt (parody)

nog town coming this winter

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

Who plays chess? Come 1v1 me bro

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@Shadarek They fixed unholy and made blood worse. We’ll see what .5 has to offer but things aren’t looking bright for BDK meta

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@MAEuropeanA @CuddehAU Heroic doesn’t drop gear that is 10 ilvl higher than 6/6m. It also doesn’t give you 6/6m loot when you bonus roll.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@HoodedSupplier @BogsAdventures They have tried to ban the boosters in the past. They just make new accounts and keep boosting. Their new strategy is to target the buyer to squash demand.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@best_lyfe21 @BogsAdventures They did. I have a guildy that was DQd for boosting. He was well above the new .1%

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@_GR3 @Humanitydh My group has unironically been rng gates for 2 weeks lol. My key has been bouncing between AA and pit like 8 times now

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@cassieblooms @Ganthion While it is mobile it can’t actually kite to drop stacks since it needs to hit targets to keep its mitigation going. If they kite they immediately die to the bleed. It’s kill skull before stacks refresh or gg go next.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@Anshlun Honestly, even when they patch the automatic version, having the memory game tracker (ala Lura memory game addon) would be top notch by itself

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@Clarius1320152 @WatcherDev @WarcraftDevs Yup, that’s the point of the update

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@crucia_cruorosa @Dork___Fish It won’t be. 3940 at most. Most 21 keys are impossible due to dps requirements. AA and skyreach are both massive walls that most pugs won’t be able to do at this point in the season.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@maddl29 @KamiChameleonTK The 8-9 pieces of loot drops at 9/6m will be 4-5 ilvl. That is a massive difference and will be worth 1-2 key levels based on the stamina it gives alone.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@Tom_8907 @aluraye Rank 1 delves take 90s to complete. You can have 3 slots in under 15 minutes

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@MBelrusian @aluraye Aside from raid trinkets you can use the reroll token to acquire myth gear very quickly, effectively negating any lost potential from missed vaults.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@RiderCharlatan @nprsuperfan @Thdlock They do when you need them to not waste myth crests

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@RiderCharlatan @nprsuperfan @Thdlock On top of that you have meta gaming your vault and guild raid loot so that you don’t send heroic crests into a 3/6 pieces since that would lose you 40 hero crests per piece.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@RiderCharlatan @nprsuperfan @Thdlock “Mistake” is perceived as a function of a great goal which in this case is being max ilvl as quickly as possible. In this case it is a mistake to upgrade a higher track until the lower track is maxed in order to save 20 crests on the higher track.

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

@siegdjffermin @Feathring1 @spellingbxd @sweggles1 You can’t see all the symbols on a single character. That pattern is split between 3 different phases of the boss. The addon is used so that people in the 3 phases can communicate the order as it appears

[Tax Man Matt (parody) @clementmuhgrill]

I had a competitions once to see who could drink the most eggnog lattes during the Christmas season. I won by a mile

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@realDesertLilly @BlizzardCS they all button mashed their characters the moment servers came up. and most of team liquid is still locked out

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The auto @Stash hit this afternoon for some discount securities 🫡