Jack

[Jack @cleo_hamzu]

@mayankbang74098 It's always available cheap, since ages

[कल्पना श्रीवास्तव 🇮🇳 @Lawyer_Kalpana]

जबतक इस कर्मचारी को @RailwaySeva सस्पेंड नहीं करती तबतक Video को शेयर करें।

पटना जंक्शन पर इंक्वायरी काउंटर का बाबू सफेद कमीज़ में कुर्सी पर लेटा हुआ, माइक सामने है, यात्री खड़े हैं, और ये आराम से सुस्की ले रहा है।

[Gagan @Singhlicious]

Number of people who have their SIPs going in Parag Parikh Flexi Cap fund

#PPFAS

[Jack @cleo_hamzu]

Knock out punch by Samir Sir

[Samir Arora @Iamsamirarora]

Thank you for promoting SIPs to your followers.
Best

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

🚨 HUSBAND : We have been separated for 16 years. I’m paying ₹15K maintenance. Please grant me divorce.

WIFE : I have told him I am ready to live with him.

SUPREME COURT : Keep your wife with you.

HUSBAND : There are temperamental issues. We’ve lived separately for 16 years. I want divorce now.

SC : See, 15k is hardly anything these days. How much permanent alimony can you pay?

HUSBAND : I don’t have money. My salary is Rs 65K no pension. I’m 54 years old

SC : Then continue paying ₹15,000

HUSBAND : Please grant me divorce

SC : Shaanti se baithe raho. Dete raho ₹15,000, khush raho

[राहुल तंवर @RahulTavar_]

युवाओं को कॉकरोच कहे जाने पर शेखर सुमन ने शानदार , जबरदस्त धुलाई की है। 💥💥🔥🔥🫡🫡

"खाने में मिलावट है,सांस लेने में रुकावट है, चारों तरफ कूड़ा करकट है, सिस्टम में सड़ांध है" 💯💯🔥🔥

"इतना सब झेलने के बाद भी....अगर हम जिंदा है तो हम कॉकरोच ही है" 🪳🔥🪳🔥🪳🔥🪳

[(Sha)²nk @5ha5hank_08]

Respectfully fuck you Ruchi ma'am

[Jawhar Sircar @jawharsircar]

Dharmendra Pradhan's son
is studying in America, so did Nirmala's and Jyotiraditya.

Piyush Goyal's son is studying in Singapore, Anurag Thakur's son is studying in Canada.

S. Jaishankar's son is studying in the UK & even Smriti Irani (who hardly studied) sent son to study there.

Nishikant Dubey's son studied in Scotland

So why would these people bother about NEET paper leak
or CBSE scam or communal distortion of history by NCERT?

Or care about your children getting pushed around in trains and buses or even committing suicide?

Government of Hypocrites from Top to Bottom!!

[Samir Arora @Iamsamirarora]

Today's NDTV .com Headlines:
Hormuz Is Shut, Indian Ships Still Passing. Centre Shares 'Secret' Strategy

Inside:
officials from the shipping ministry shed some light on how India has been managing ship movements through the tense waterway, though they did not reveal operational details.

"In terms of how we coordinate with India, Iran, how do we decide the priority, I would not like to, you know, tell you how we coordinate for obvious reasons.

Better Headline would be:
Hormuz Is Shut, Indian Ships Still Passing. Centre (refuses to) Share 'Secret' Strategy

[Anirudh Kejriwal @AnirudhKejriwal]

Got stopped by Mumbai Police last night, probably because they saw a Gujarat number plate and a chance to take some extra income home.

The cop immediately started listing random violations - speeding, lane cutting, “driving in a hurry,” breaking rules - basically throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks.
None of it made sense, but he knew that as well.

He threatened me with a ₹3,000 fine and asked to step out of the car and come with him to his vehicle.
I had an urgent work meeting to jump into once I reached home and zero time for his nonsense, so I asked him to cut to the chase.
The "settlement" amount? A crisp ₹1,000.

The absolute best part of this transaction? As he let me go, he generously offered his personal "help" if I ever face any issues settling into Mumbai.
Customer service at its finest. 🤌🤡

Dear @Dev_Fadnavis ji, please start paying our cops well. They clearly work very hard. But so do the rest of us, and treating out-of-state plates like mobile ATMs is not the way to generate revenue. Fix this.

The biggest irony here : The cop who stopped me came driving on the WRONG SIDE of the road (along with half the traffic behind him) just to catch me.

[Jack @cleo_hamzu]

@MikeHoffmann WTF is deep work?

[Megha Prasad @MeghaSPrasad]

I had a deeply unpleasant experience today while interviewing the star cast of the film Maa-Behen, featuring Madhuri Dixit and Tripti Dimri. The media interactions were being managed by MSL India @MSLGROUP_India, the PR agency handling Netflix, the platform on which the film is releasing. Everything was going smoothly until I asked the actors about Ranveer Singh being banned by FWICE for walking out of Don 3. As the actors began responding and I followed up on their answers, a PR representative in the room suddenly screamed at the top of her voice, “I’m sorry, we will not be taking any more questions on this.” Her tone was so loud and aggressive that not only I, but the entire star cast was visibly taken aback. I objected, but she repeated herself. I reluctantly moved on. A short while later, when I asked @dharnaaaaa331
about the hurtful incident where paparazzi asked her to step aside during promotions while focusing only on Madhuri Dixit and Tripti Dimri, the same PR lady screamed again, even louder this time, and demanded that I immediately wrap up the interview. I requested five more minutes, but she forced me to stop shortly after. These film promotion interviews are recorded exclusively on the cameras of the production/PR team. News channels are not permitted to use their own setups. The clear purpose of this arrangement is to maintain tight control over the content. The PR team can delete any portion they find inconvenient and then selectively share the edited footage with broadcasters. I dare the PR agency and the production house to release the full, unedited footage so everyone can hear the rude and completely unacceptable manner in which the interview was shut down on legitimate, ongoing issues in Bollywood.
While news channels must also introspect on why we continue to accept such restrictive arrangements, the bigger concern is the increasing high-handedness of PR agencies. Since when did they assume the role of gatekeepers who can bully, scream at, and rudely silence journalists? This particular agency takes pride in its association with the French group @PublicisGroupe
One would expect far more refined and professional conduct from a company linked to such a global name.
What surprised me the most was how the entire star cast — including the iconic Madhuri Dixit — appeared completely controlled by this obnoxious PR machinery.

Dear @netflix @NetflixIndia
@NetflixFR - it is worth reflecting on the kind of people you entrust with promoting your films.
@MadhuriDixit
@tripti_dimri23
#Netflix #MaaBehen #MadhuriDixit #TriptiDimri

[Aparajite @amshilparaghu]

⚠️ Bought Whole Farm roasted Channa from Blinkit. Even after washing it multiple times, it’s still leaving yellow colour in the water 😠

Saw a page on insta - unfiltered.haribros video highlighting the same issue. Is this artificial dye or something? Not feeling safe consuming it.

@letsblinkit please clarify or take action on quality!

#WholeFarm #Blinkit #Chana #FoodSafety

This is supposed to be a healthy snack, not a chemical one. Anyone else faced this?

[Jack @cleo_hamzu]

Udta Punjab 👍

[nnis Sports @nnis_sports]

🗣️ “People used to tell me there is no future in 100m, Indians can’t run 100m, Indians don’t have the genes for sprinting. I wanted to prove them wrong.”

Gurindervir Singh, now the fastest Indian ever.

What Gurindervir has done over the last two days has been extraordinary:

• Broke the national record on consecutive days
• First lowered it to 10.17s
• Then stormed to 10.09s today
• Briefly held the NR yesterday before Animesh Kujur reclaimed it minutes later
And today, he came back stronger than ever.

Gurindervir is now:
• India’s fastest man ever
• Asia’s 2nd fastest this season

In just two years, he has broken the national record three times.

From Punjab to rewriting Indian sprint history — Gurindervir Singh has taken Indian sprinting one step closer to the global stage.

#IndianAthletics #Athletics @afiindia #AthleticsIndia #Gurindervir

[Pankaj Arora 🇮🇳 @Panks_Arora]

A family friend invested 28L in a “star” PMS in 2021. Today it’s 37L (~5.7% CAGR). Meanwhile, Nifty/index funds did better, yet the PMS still charged hefty annual fees.

Investor took the risk. Manager took the guaranteed income. #PMSReality

[Harshit Singh @i_m_harshitsing]

This is Kosmos society in Noida.
These stray dogs are multiplying like z0mb!es & ru!n!ng our peace to the highest level.
They serve zero purpose in any society.
Benefits-0
Risks-99
We survive the 🐕s in the day & we tolerate the 🐕s in the night.
Dog lovers aren't adopting them.

[Saurabh Jain @skjsaurabh]

My mamaji is on ventilator. He had all his life’s savings within PSU bank in FDs. All his accounts have been sealed as due to being bed ridden he could not do re-KYC in person. His kids asked bank to take humane view. Bank said if he cannot come in person, accounts will not open.

FDs in PSU banks can be useless in time of need due to KYC regulations.

@narendramodi @RBI this KYC mess is draconian. Please help in this time of need

[Jack @cleo_hamzu]

@anuragsingh_as For the first time bought TCS today at 52 week low ...

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

“Pay our employees, because we won’t.”

[Jack @cleo_hamzu]

@connectgurmeet This will lead to big disaster...