Cleo Samuel

'That's what I do. I drink and I know things.'

[Cleo Samuel @cleoxo]

@OteghaUwagba also, in terms of a breach, they're likely to go back and look at your pathway and 'try and stop the clock' if you'd had any kind of treatment at all or cancelled twice (on your end) this can include painkillers.

[Cleo Samuel @cleoxo]

@OteghaUwagba patient pathway should still be 18 weeks, during the pandemic this wasn't feasible but as far as I know the official governance hasn't changed so it's still a stat trusts should be aiming for.

[melanin monroe @wolfdiddles]

straight from cannes film festival, to renaissance in paris to the monaco grand prix tomorrow OHHHH this is enjoyment

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

As a kid, Oprah Winfrey was my biggest star in the world.

Then Oprah lost her mind when Tina Turner surprised her for her 50th Birthday Show — that's when I learned who the biggest star in the world was to the biggest star in my world.

RIP to the World's Biggest Star

[Cleo Samuel @cleoxo]

Hands down the best luxury fashion brand review ever! Can we get MR to commentate all the fashion shows? The MET Gala? A day at the Vogue office?

[Rachel Tashjian Wise @theprophetpizza]

Michael Rapaport is obsessed with the Row. "It ain't cheap, but I fuck with the Olsen twins, and I fuck with the Row." He calls it "dope" and "chic"

[Julia 🐈‍⬛ @Julia44993]

I've been laughing for 10 minutes now. The diversity PR is not really PRing 😭

[Audrey @audreythefinest]

Me judging 25 million dollar homes debating if they’re worth it #SellingSunset

[Cleo Samuel @cleoxo]

the amount of horror stories I've seen RE black hair recently -and then my go to person has upped her fee when she's loosely related to me and charging me her business fees with guidelines on how my hair should be pre-appointment.

[Rihanna Serves @RihannaServes]

Rihanna , Rocky and RZA!!!

[Tolly @tolly_t]

Everyone giving me dating advice is telling me to join the apps.

Ok, but no.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Someone ended an email to me with “Thanks.” today. I’ve gone over and over it and I can’t work out what I did wrong.

[Cleo Samuel @cleoxo]

i wanna love rocky and rih together and then i see shit like this lol -

[taylor-dior rumble @taylordiorr]

you think a billionaire’s baby father could knock off my glasses and get away scot free? i will collapse and claim to be legally blind

[Cleo Samuel @cleoxo]

EVERYONE loves a reformer pilates class - I think it's hell on earth but due to @tolly_t and @OteghaUwagba going, I am now booking classes once again!

[Tolly @tolly_t]

The Jerry Springer who was a wild time, because your best friend will take you on there to warn you about your cheating husband, only for her to tell you it’s her he is cheating with.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I would of put that ring to use

[Mikey A Abegunde @Mikey_Abegunde]

No one is touching her 💖💦💦