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You may recognise me from such films as Beyoncé: Life Is But A Dream

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@SW_Help @SW_Help could you please double check this before I do the delay repay claim for the cancelled train? I was meant to be on the 0719 Branksome to Clapham Junction but that was cancelled at Bournemouth. Can i definitely not use the ticket on the 0719 tomorrow?

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@SW_Help can I use my ticket from this morning Branksome to Clapham Junction on tomorrows train instead? Same times etc

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@SW_Help Even though all the trains are cancelled? So I have to put a refund request through to wait two weeks to get a refund and pay again for tomorrow?! No trains have run since this morning (including mine that was due an hour and a half ago and was cancelled)

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@SW_Help This seems insane to me. I know the fire isn’t your fault but why do I have to go through the refund process for your cancelled train rather than just travelling tomorrow?

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@swtrains_watch @SW_Help @Heidi_Labour Of the ~40% rejected, I wonder how many were accidentally put for the incorrect day then successfully sent afterwards. I’ve done that a few times.

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@Janekelly25 @RoyalMail lol that read like an advert but it genuinely works and I just saw your tweet on my homepage and thought I could help

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@Janekelly25 @RoyalMail Ultimate life hack - ship your stuff directly to https://t.co/RbtRZSPehh and they can ship it to you with better options than Royal Mail. I haven’t lost a parcel in FOREVER.

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Also idk if you’re bothered @SW_Help but the phone charger plug on the right hand side at the back of carriage 3 on this service probably needs servicing urgently. The whole thing gives mild electric shocks when touched/if your leg brushes against it.

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@SW_Help another week another unacceptable journey. The 2200 Woking to Branksome is so unbearably hot they had to do an extra stop at Basingstoke to hand water to the multiple passengers feeling unwell. Already 30+ mins delayed and no sign of getting me home. @swtrains_watch

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January 2020 this was still the line. Hantavirus is gonna kill us 💀

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #China🇨🇳.

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@steffangoold @SW_Help Driver just confirmed too

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@steffangoold @SW_Help Hi just to let you know, they told us (on board) it’s now stopping at Woking. After we’d left. Well done @SW_Help yet again.

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@SW_Help Oh wait that one got cancelled too.

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@SW_Help @networkrail hi I’m going to miss voting in today’s elections bc of your train delays. How much of a refund is my right to vote worth? @BCPCouncil

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@SW_Help Nvm you cancelled it and now I’m stood on one on platform 9. Does that have crew and a driver? Your urgent reply is appreciated

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Lit my fave scene from any film ever

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@SW_Help Busy train 1912 Clapham Junction to Weymouth, but shout out to the train guard for telling selfish people to take their bags off the seats. Really makes a difference 🙌

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@grok now that Twitter is called X, is a tweet still called a tweet?

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@ThreeUKSupport Hey guys. Trying to recommend my friend your 5G home broadband and it’s saying he can’t get it as you don’t offer it. He lives just down the road from me and has perfect signal so it would def be good for him. Mine works perfectly 99.9% of the time. Any idea why?