CliFF Jumpr

Trader. Hunting in the shadow realm.

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@burkekelly7

[ᗺye ᗺye Shorters 🦋 @byebyeshorters]

@STARWALKERNOT69

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@byebyeshorters Ahhhhh. Hellz yea!

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@Tim_Walz Yea. You might be the biggest embarrassment in the history of this entire country. You’re making Trump look OK. Please for the sake of everyone…shut the fuck up and go the fuck away you total fucking loser.

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@CollinRugg Fuck that…public burning!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians https://t.co/LzAXBIqWtJ

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@JackMac Play ratchet games, win ratchet prizes

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@DijonaiVictoria You are a complete embarrassment.

https://t.co/0ykToSYUUo

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@OwenBenjamin The Aura Frame one is king of these
(Around the 20min mark)

https://t.co/k6MF3rmeoP

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@GovTimWalz tHrEee FIfTY!!!!? WTF!?

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@SInow @espn https://t.co/g4DpOid0UY

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@CollinRugg https://t.co/lbTtfwkNzc

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I've now added Wispr, Notion, Granola, Fireflies, Zoom, Gemini, Cluely, Otter, Fathom, Read AI, and Wingrep to every meeting.

Each produces slightly different meeting notes.

I send all of them to Claude and ChatGPT, which push the summaries into Slackbot and Salesforce AI. Linear agents automatically create tickets while Notion agents create follow-ups in Notion. A Zapier workflow then uses 500k tokens to draft a follow up email in Superhuman.

None of it works and all of it is wrong but man, is it beautiful.

AGI is here.

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@SteveSmithCFB @emmitonair I came here to say this as a Giants fan…the trauma will never heal.

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@burkekelly7 Ahhh yes….the world is healing!

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

"Markets are controlled by IPDA, or the interbank price delivery algorithm. There is no actual buying or selling pressure. Sentiment and liquidity are engineered for smart money to enter and distribute their orders where the majority of participant positions are liquidated."

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

Ooof. Too real.

[CliFF Jumpr @cliff_jumpr]

@beyoncegarden Ooooooooooof.

[Naval @naval]

The only truly wasted time is time spent wishing you were somewhere else.