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The Incredible Mr. Limp Bizkit

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@TheWapplehouse Do you know a better way to carry a cactus?

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@TheRShel1975 @JasonKPargin Jason’s a very smart and funny guy but he’s unfortunately been given a lethal dose of Matthew Yglesias poisoning.

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@iwaspoisoned_ damn at olive garden even the shrimp have diarrhea

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@TheWapplehouse Like a week ago in the St. Louis subreddit a guy asked if anyone saw a dead monkey on the highway. Everyone was accusing him of being high. Turns out he might have actually seen a roadkill monkey.

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@RockLeeSmile Did you play Metroid Dread? I liked it quite a bit. Probably played through 4 or 5 times.

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@A24HPS @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN That bird looks like a pervert

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@MrEwanMorrison @JasonKPargin Collapsing the economy to bring JibJabs back

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@JasmineHafezzz @RheaCrossy8 @MikeDrucker

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@Banks_It_In @paulrust @MattGourley Longlegs on the other hand…

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@TheWapplehouse I hope the pallbearers lazily toss his coffin in the grave and it lands sideways

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@AwfulButGreat @TheWapplehouse Them: “did you make out with the Sabrina Carpenter cake?”

Me with frosting and chocolate smeared all over my face: “I never kiss and tell.”

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@NorthernIion_LP I do this and nobody likes me

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@iwaspoisoned_ mf reported a whole country

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@hungrybowtie https://t.co/mx5xq2OFcj

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@TheWapplehouse It’s the soulless cgi eyes she’s relating to.

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@LizXMiller_1 @RoxyTall So you’re telling me I should stop eating yoga mats?

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@MitchHorowitz This guy’s opinion on anything is worth less than dirt.

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@NorthernIion_LP Chatter: NL have you seen FLCL?

NL: you know you’re going to die someday? Taste the sweet nectar of life while the flowers still bloom!

*rolls coin on a table for 8 hours

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@MitchHorowitz I think the date is Cinderella.