The 22 most annoying automated signs, alerts, emails and messages in Britain:
1. ‘This machine does not give change’
2. ‘This machine charges for withdrawals’
3. ‘Unexpected item in bagging area’
4. ‘Using your own bag? Place in bagging area. An assistant is coming’
5. ‘Your call is important to us’
6. ‘Password not recognised/new password must not be same as old password’
7. ‘Sorry we missed you’
8. ‘We are experiencing an unexpectedly high volume of calls’
9. ‘Please listen to the following options…’ (none of which involve speaking to a human)
10. ‘Our live chat digital assistant will respond to you shortly…’
11. ‘You are caller number… 83… in the queue’
12. ‘We are now closed, our opening hours are between 8am and 5pm’ (you’re calling at 4.30pm)
13. ‘Your delivery slot is between 5am and 11pm’
14. ‘Item dispatched -> Item on the way -> Your delivery is next -> Delivery attempted -> Item lost’
15. ‘Your parcel is with a neighbour’
16. ‘Join our free Wi-Fi!’ (simply complete this form with all your personal information including full address and shoe size)
17. ‘Download our menu using the QR code’
18. ‘Good news! We’ll auto renew your policy so you don’t have to do a thing!’ (btw it’s double the price now)
19. ‘When red light shows wait here’ (the roadworks finished a week ago)
20. Any smart motorway signs going from 70mph to 40 to 60 to 50 seemingly at random
21. ‘Changes to your monthly bill’ (it’s never lower, is it?)
22. ‘No Caller ID/Unknown Number’
Turkey moved 3 meters to the southwest due to earthquake. There was a shift of the Arabian tectonic plate by more than three meters relative to the Anatolian plate, on which Turkey is located.
Father have mercy upon all those suffering and have been impacted by the earthquake in Turkey.
We ask that you draw close to those who are injured and grant them healing. Comfort those families who have lost loved ones and bring them consolation.
Amen
So yesung literally just went
OMG I CANT ACCESS MY ACCOUNT SOMEONE HACKED IT URGH IM SO PISSED IM GONNA LEARN HACKING JUST TO HACK THE HACKER BACK TAKE THAT BITCH---oh. server error, you said?
since 2PM finally joined the clownery, here's a short compilation of 2nd gen groups making fun of the whole ending fairy concept😂
#SUPERJUNIOR#SHINee#TAEYEON#HIGHLIGHT#2PM
1. Leeteuk initiating the suju greeting in front of the fish seller
2. Kyuhyun being the one obsessed with food photos and selcas when theres a wholeass Yesung beside him
3. Yesung being a teenage kid out on family shopping