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a craptain always goes down with his shit

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Do you think when the Scorpion King uses the restroom he says he’s gonna drain The Rock’s johnson

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@dylunsohelo We used to cover Little Tiger

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If I’m like three beers deep and I hear bluegrass music I swear to god I’m just like, “fuck yeah. Fuck yes.”

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@WinterOfMorbius @detachment_red @SAMOYEDWAVE Outside :(

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@Jake09911990 @Pikewich2 @MattWallace888 @ahujasahil1 @elonmusk Elon thanks you, Jake 01092983019$301$000220

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@MattWallace888 @ahujasahil1 @elonmusk He literally figured out none of these things

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@Hairball911 @MattWalshBlog I think proud daddy 911 doth protest too much

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@MattWalshBlog I hope I get to see you suffer

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@benshapiro Suck it you fucking little baby

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WOah. Just had another Dr. Oz dream. This time he was crying

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@AnthonyPropipe @Politics_Polls @DecisionDeskHQ Are you going to cry?

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If I were the world’s richest person I wouldn’t be such an annoying baby that sucks

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@amcnal @elonmusk Get his ass

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@elonmusk Lol did somebody get offended? Fucking dweeb

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@Ben_ben_s @fitbit Fat and fit don’t rhyme though

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Gonna see how quickly I can get banned on Elon Musk’s twitter. Going out in a blaze of glory telling some chud to eat a gun

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Good job Brendan!

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Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉

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@antitune @Highway_30 Karl Marx was an anti-Jew who resented his paternal lineage of Rabbi’s and took up an intellectual countermovement that rejected God. Which is a rejection of the natural order… He wanted to be a European woman. If you follow him or any offshoot, you’re following a White woman.

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@vrunt This turned out great! I just substituted the tomato tart for store bought

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@CNN @DougJBalloon The author of this article is the only person that belongs in prison