mr dick and balls

i be gassy

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@itsgormytime have u ever tried to put that scratching post in ur ass

[Pilchard Princess @DadRockEnjoyer]

Dolly's passing makes me want to lead a kinder, more compassionate, more authentic life.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

It’s remarkable how obvious it now is to the whole world that China’s style of government is better for both its own citizens and the world than that of the United States

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Cuba is suffering because of U.S. sanctions, not because of socialism

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

for profit healthcare kills 114k americans every year. we have to change this system.

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@DadRockEnjoyer @rainbowmeats completely omitting linger by the cranberries i see

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@DadRockEnjoyer @rainbowmeats

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@itsgormytime sooooo true

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I'm losing my belief in reality. I only get one life and it went 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 way? That doesn't make any sense.

[Pilchard Princess @DadRockEnjoyer]

Sometimes when it's slow at work I pull up the lyrics to Wichita Lineman and read them over and over again, shaking my head in disbelief over their staggering conciseness and beauty

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@DadRockEnjoyer warning: my car is probably not up to your wonderful mother’s standards

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@DadRockEnjoyer i will do this for free

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@DadRockEnjoyer of course i sometimes have a 13 on rosemary with mustard mayo and pickles, but the 8 same way is my go-to

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@SkinnyTuna cheddar powder is midwest salt

[Pilchard Princess @DadRockEnjoyer]

You guys

[mr dick and balls @cloutgoofus]

@CITRICACID_ this makes me sad!!! hope you are well!!!

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

So they’re just recycling the “millennials spend all their money on avocado toast” excuse for an increasingly bleak economy