cernderg

part time dip shit

[t. @taeseru]

mind you this is romantic af

[𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒐 ⊹♡ @gothkuro]

@grovymango thought this was about mojo jojo

[cernderg @clovapus]

I love this for New York. They really in a golden age rn

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Therapy isn't enough I need WEED I need ORGASMS I need $$$

[cernderg @clovapus]

@madsdanae And I wished I woulda

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

the secret ingredient is always
• a little weed    
• a little whimsy 

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

This feels like a poster you would find inside an abandoned high school as worldbuilding in a post-apocalyptic video game

[ji ৻ꪆ @intrinsicji]

tay keith fuck these niggas butts

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

the pigeon doesn’t understand your disdain for it; it coos for you anyway. the tree does not know you own an axe for it; its leaves sway in the sun anyway. the starving cat eats the poison you put out. it doesn’t know how not to trust. the earth forgives you, in spite of yourself

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[cernderg @clovapus]

I shouldn’t be at work I should be cooking a wonderful meal and doing witchcraft in my backyard

[David @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

"use ai or you'll get left behind" oh no that's okay you guys go on ahead i'll be back here with my reading comprehension & critical thinking skills

[lev (knickerbockers 🏀) @abookofsymbols]

I like the “let’s be ____ with mama” meme/saying/thing, often quite pleasant and charming

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Women when their 20 bedside cans get knocked over: my cans!

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

@ColonelCochise The people yearn for original movies not IP slop.