cernderg

part time dip shit

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

He has a warriors heart and you can never take that from him

[cernderg @clovapus]

The Carrie show would have been better if it didn’t have the worst soundtrack known to man

[🇵🇸 nope @nnnnnnxox]

Her hat is a singular act of genius

[mel 🫀☁️ @melodaysong]

getting absolutely wrecked by this today

[T-Jenny from the Block @tcareuhborni]

Girl at this wedding just asked for a pinto grigio okay beans!!!

[cernderg @clovapus]

Flex offender

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

Replacing lol with muahaha this month

[Nunu @eliseislit]

Too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Let's see the essays. Make them public. Let us read these scrawled golden tickets offered up by Cornell administrators to allow rapists to continue on with their lives unscathed. Was there a required word count? Did any of them use AI to write their "sorry for raping you" pieces?

I want to see the essays.

[Fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[Dan Osborn @osbornforne]

This is the most honest Pete Ricketts ad we’ve seen.

[Kalle📸 @KalleSorbo]

Reasons to vote for this:

All of them. It won't take funding away from roads, uses existing rail, and will simply add transit options without taking them away. We've probably waited 2 decades too long for a real Front Range rail line. Let's not wait longer.

[cernderg @clovapus]

Call me raven the way I got the vision

[Zoe Camp @jzcamp]

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

[c @cfree94]

a former employee coming out as saying AI could 100 percent eventually kill humans and then opening instagram to see everyone using chatgpt to see “what we’d look like in the 80s”

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

my son said his first word yesterday (mama). I was hoping it would be “it’s all corrupt girl”