Maris

Knows a little about a lot and a lot about very little!

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@O2 55 minutes on hold & they hang up on me and don't call back... It's not like they don't know my number. Sort it out. Honestly. #useless

[Maris @cluelessmim]

No iPhone 5s' on launch day @O2? Even in store? I've had the new iPhone every release day so far. Sod that, you've lost my custom. #byebye

[Maris @cluelessmim]

Introduction to @neilhimself queueing. Taken near the front. We started further away than the queue vanishing point.

[Maris @cluelessmim]

Never doubted @neilhimself'd be awesome. He's also lovely. Even when faced with signing for all the folk in packed Ely Cathedral! THANK YOU!

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

SURVEY: Who actually benefits the most from Rhinoplastering?
RT for The Rhino
FAV for The Plasterer

[Maris @cluelessmim]

Today I have been pregnant for half a year. Later I get to meet @neilhimself. Will baby brain + amazing author = extreme brain failure?

[Maris @cluelessmim]

My physio appt on Friday cannot come quick enough. Pelvic girdle pain is a bitch! #ouch!

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@doricgirl @amanda_stand Something strange happens when you move. I went from Oxford to Norfolk and lost my diagnosed bipolar! Good luck!!

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@amanda_stand I'll take your word for it. I was only aware you shouldn't take it if you have aspirin intolerance. :)

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@amanda_stand That's random. Any history of Asthma?

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@amanda_stand Aah, awkward! I know how you feel. I just can't take anything if I get a cold. Beechams or tesco's own supposedly next best. x

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@amanda_stand Try neurofen cold and flu. So much more effective on everyone I know. Get well soon. x

[Maris @cluelessmim]

Friend has had her baby! A gorgeous little boy! I should sleep now but I'm far too excited for her! Only 15 weeks til my little boy arrives!

[Maris @cluelessmim]

One of my best friends is in labour. I don't want to go to sleep on case I miss the exciting news! But I'm so, so tired! #decisionsdecisions

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@qikipedia story of my life!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day (Japanese): TSUNDOKU - the practice of buying a pile of books and then not getting around to reading them.

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@amanda_stand :)

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@amanda_stand And not faking to cry wolf etc. I have been attention seeking, both seriously and just because I wanted attention!

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@amanda_stand I agree it needs to be used with sensitivity but sometimes it is totally true. It needs to be used to mean 'seeking attention'

[Maris @cluelessmim]

@TheRealSupermum Sorry to hear that. Hope it's best for you and that you get as much support back when you need it as you give out. xx