clue loo #1 小胖胖

my son, Bandit, the moon of my life and my sun and my stars

[dream song 4 @chickenpaprika]

10:46 pm: tendies acquired

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

(in a foreign country) this coke cola can heal my gut biome

[jeffy @retrojeff3]

you’re telling me these oranges speak mandarin?

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

@rennlaur 👑📱💩🔑🐟

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

me explaining girl dinner to my ancestor who survived mao’s Great Leap Forward

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

sometimes I forget which is gas/brake and I do a little tap ope this is the one :)

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

@rennlaur and he didn’t even ask if the cat was okay! 🚩

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

look how they massacred my boy

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

the laneless no mans land after the ezpass scan triggers the Mario kart countdown in my head

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

how much pepto bismal is fatal

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

@madcatboyz run faster 🚶🏻‍♀️

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

babe wake up new best ex just dropped

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

every male litigator ever: bumbling, illiterate, not answering the question every female litigator: speech and debate captain, pinned you down in cross examination, choking the life out of your eyes

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

@longaxes fight me. we’ll meet in Kissimmee

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[guy who has only ever been to chicago, visiting his second city] take me to your Bean

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

someone born in 1999 is 46 years old, let that sink in

[clue loo #1 小胖胖 @clueloo1]

@OnlineAlison @bebyoda audition for this