Sara Corbin

I’m hilarious in my head.

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@elonmusk Your kid wiped his boogers in the Oval Office while the same thing is happening, you hypocritical, idiotic TOOL.

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@DOGE If money was spent with no documentation, how do you know what it was spent on? This is such a fucking farce. I don’t care about $60k in swimming pool passes. You don’t know what that was for? It was for swimming. Tough one, huh? You fired thousands of federal employees for this?

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@DeadSkyPub Whooooooo was it and what did they say?!

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@DLChamplin I just think you’re great.

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

As a builder, I try to keep a corner on the market by physically fighting any other women in the same line of work. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

Note on my phone labeled funny/good song ideas: why are you too stupid to put silverware in the drawer right

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/2co9nYzArg Yoga To Get The Juices Flowing!

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/0gwLk9uHPT Marc Broussard - Cry To Me (w/Dad Ted Broussard) (S.O.S. 2: Save our Soul: Soul on a

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

Saying it proudly: I think @TeriPolo1 's acting on The Fosters is amazing. Ah. May. Zing.

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

#talk2wftda I hope all the jammers know how much I'm helping them by juking and dipping at my desk. They'd never make it thru without me...

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

I saved a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/bp0raCcFBO URGE SDD 2-20-2016

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

I saved a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/tey6387N2I CLT vs GSO 3-5-2016

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

No more veneer! #repurpose #upcycle #ihavenoideawhatimdoing https://t.co/tClsghOWHb

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

#thriftshop #powertools #autumnisatitagain https://t.co/MypF6yaBU0

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

After years of blaming others, it's time for me to come clean: *I'm* the reason we can't have nice things.

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@ThisIsRobThomas #thegreatunknown is definitely my new #wakeupmusic

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@ThisIsRobThomas I tried to show you my tattoo tonight!!! #onemorehandmedown @freakaboutsound

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@ThisIsRobThomas I've recovered from the show at @TheRyman , ready for Charlotte show tonight!

[Sara Corbin @clumsygoddess]

@ThisIsRobThomas Such a great show at Ryman Friday that I came back home to Charlotte and bought tix for Tuesday!

[Tammy @freakaboutsound]

@VinylStation U guys were awesome! @clumsygoddess @ThisIsRobThomas