Clunkhouse

Chris O'Dowd often gets mistaken for me. Part-time crack smoker and stalker of cats. The two often coincide.

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

Got a thing in this

[Niall Urquhart @niall_urquhart]

This is going to be a great show at a great venue. @TheLCW presents #SketchleyPark at the @CanalCafe with a little, silly bit of it written by me.

[Clunkhouse @clunkhouse]

Got a couple of things in this...but don't let that put you off, the rest of the show is genuinely funny! In all seriousness, if you're at loose end Nov 18th or 19th then come along for what'll be an enjoyable evening of great comedy. (Tickets via link below).

[London Comedy Writers @TheLCW]

Our @TheLCW show @CanalCafe on Nov 18/19 showcases members' work by @realjoebates @FenGirl79 @absurdistworld @TristanWhite @karpiyonet @GreboGlenn @niall_urquhart @NinaCrane14 @m_keane @alandevey @clunkhouse @jordanbirch @Arjaydeetee & Olly Allsopp.

Tix: https://t.co/tS9PB75lpI

[Riverside Radio @ThisisRiverside]

On today's show, @carpet_martin and @clunkhouse are joined bt @tonyasofficial - our track of the week and as ever, we're asking the question we ask every day - what are you having for tea and what are you watching on telly tonight? We also have a new feature - First Impressions!

[Clunkhouse @clunkhouse]

Oh well, democracy's overrated anyway

[AlternativeFacts @Alterna80795760]

Top kangaroo judge defends Williamson verdict following public criticism
https://t.co/ozpG1DKMQE #comedy #satire #uk #news #politics #conservatives #williamson

[AlternativeFacts @Alterna80795760]

Concerned Parliament puts comforting arm around May, tells her everything will be ok before packing her off to new home in the House of Lords #comedy #satire #politics #uk #EU #Brexit #May #conservatives #news #parliament #Europe
https://t.co/Rg7NUQ3XTS

[AlternativeFacts @Alterna80795760]

May to seek Blair advice on best way to ignore popular petitions and demonstrations #comedy #satire #PeoplesMarch #May #Blair #politics #EU #Europe #Brexit #conservatives
https://t.co/I6MnL9ook1

[AlternativeFacts @Alterna80795760]

McLeish considering picking Nicola Sturgeon up front to prevent Scotland crashing out of Europe following Kazakhstan defeat #comedy #satire #football #sport #EURO2020 #KAZSCO #SNP #Sturgeon
https://t.co/BBuybmZvq7

[AlternativeFacts @Alterna80795760]

May’s populist strategy fails due to PM’s widespread unpopularity #comedy #satire #May #Brexit #politics #UK #Europe #EU #conservatives
https://t.co/DmnNJMLh9S

[Clunkhouse @clunkhouse]

Government strategy regarding May's Brexit deal #BrexitShambles #BrexitChaos #BrexitAgreement @stephenfry @Glinner

https://t.co/AOvpg0SBbM

[British Rationals @BritRationals]

This week on #BritishRationals we look at the heatwave, public sector payrises and ISIS fighters face American justice.

#heatwave #hot #wildfires #publicsector #civilservant #nhs #payrises #isis #jihadibeatles #deathpenalty #savidjavid #tories

https://t.co/AtOprIqwOq

[British Rationals @BritRationals]

Missed us? New British Rationals! #Trump, #Brexit, #WorldCup, #BritishRationals https://t.co/82jaifxgdu @BritRationals

[Clunkhouse @clunkhouse]

Aaron Williams v Charles Poole on BBC2 #IsnerAnderson

[AlternativeFacts @Alterna80795760]

Trump claims Germany being controlled by Russia, admits he doesn’t understand irony
https://t.co/OGLlKzWh9q #satire #comedy #news #Trump #NATO #politics #world #Merkel #Germany #Russia #USA

[Clunkhouse @clunkhouse]

Got a horrible feeling tonight will be like the final series of Lost - promises so much, everyone massively over-excited only to be met with utter crushing disappointment. Plus Croatia are the first half-decent team we've played #ENGCRO

[British Rationals @BritRationals]

Today #Ireland votes in a #referendum to #RepealThe8th and change their #Abortion laws. What’s the answer? #BritishRationals

https://t.co/2VE9tRdTSZ

[British Rationals @BritRationals]

This week on #BritishRationals

#GDPR hots up
#Nandos cools down
#Google knows where you live

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[Riverside Radio @ThisisRiverside]

After @clunkhouse received a picture of his friend's footballing injury last night (click his handle to see it - we're not retweeting it) we are asking what's been your worst injury? You'll be hard pressed to beat this one.

We'll happily accept pictures.

Enjoy your breakfast.

[Clunkhouse @clunkhouse]

Barf! @WandsworthRadio