Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫

tweeting into the void

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

I’ve peaked

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

babe wake up i have a club

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

me with my daily trü frü

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big one. They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!' I said, do me a favor, I've been doing okay for 35 years. Leave me alone."

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

the two kids in your 4th grade class who exclusively wore dri-fit athletic clothes at all times

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

there’s something here, idk what it is but it’s something

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

100% earnestness meets 100% aloofness

[Silva 🦅🕷 @ayr0322]

Dakota Johnson and Annie Hathaway guessing each other’s movies based on letterboxd reviews (full)

[✨ @abolishcxps]

boston’s hottest shelter for this nor’easter is the boston common amc

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

taylor swift should have invited me to the secret sessions i would have turned it into an intervention real fast

[female shawn spencer @girlwnder]

she will never be able to do this again

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

@faithful_beast ugh forgot you were an Ella fella you gotta become an Adela fella instead

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!!!!!

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“Nicole Kidman” by ADÉLA dethrones Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” at #1 on US Spotify chart.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Troye Sivan tells Rolling Stone that ‘Addison’ is one of the best pop albums of the last 15 years:

“That album was so clear and inspired and cool. I love that album.”

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

Babygirl in control, I feel like Nicolle

[Jonah Weiner @jonahweiner]

It’s impossible to look swaggy holding an iced coffee. Only one person has ever done it

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

were you siLENT or were you siLENCED

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

would a depressed person buy this much nonfat greek yogurt ??

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

Of course this could be Channing himself on a burner but we need to take seriously the possibility that there are Club Chalamets everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Joe @joeywhitc]

This is now the third consecutive season where Al Shaair has been fined for personal expression that doesn’t interfere with the NFL’s actual work product- obviously this is ridiculously evil by the nfl but more importantly where is his union @NFLPA

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

I thought Ed Sheeran’s whole bit (to the extent that he has any bit at all) was having no band and just DIYing everything on the loop pedal … why tf is the tour called LOOP then

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Ed Sheeran’s band, Beoga, have dropped out of his tour:

“We have made the decision to depart as Ed Sheeran's band on the remaining US Loop tour, following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.”

[Club Bald Ann Dowd 💫 @cmaanasi]

it’s a BIG tent

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Tucker Carlson backs Democrat Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan Senate race

[Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_]

The Senate committee responsible for commerce and technology policy has zero hearings on AI scheduled for the next 4 months.

The committee's top priority is, instead, the Protect College Sports Act.