christine andrews

Only I would get locked of my old twitter from being an idiot in Prague

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

1. At age 10, all boys have their vas deferens severed.
2. After age 25, the vasectomy can be reversed at any time if a woman agrees — notarized — to have a child with this man.
3. After the birth, the father has another vasectomy.

It’s about time we control men’s bodies too.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

my ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them. and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on womens bodies.

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

@AdamWhitt418 @Whaleman_Brady I’m in IT and I’m only old to gen z - also this is a hilarious tweet

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

Should I question my British colleagues this week?????

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

I’ll allow it (via tiktok/mr_wholesom3)

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

@Delta wrong Serbian covid entry restrictions, AND my flight from CDG to Belgrade was cancelled in March prior to me booking the flight! What is going on?????? Also your staff was EXTREMELY rude at DTW and gave false info on covid testing

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

Very epic how young people enter adulthood with negative money.

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

@bartadamley I’m in IT and I don’t like electronic music

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

Was on a run at noon in 80° weather, wearing a sports bra and shorts and was followed by a man on a bike..all the way to my house. I ran into my neighbors backyard instead. He proceeded to ride by daily for a few weeks until the cops got him for “soliciting” outside my WORKPLACE.

[Adam Singer @AdamSinger]

Y'all. Gen Z is pathological because they were thrown into attention capitalist games at a young age they shouldn't have been. Boomers had easiest lives ever and are so soft they just punt on all problems. Millennials are absolute units nothing can break them - best generation.

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

Daily update of Serbia - today I saw the HR manager watching porn at his desk......

Full disclosure these are not people of the serbian nationality.

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

If anyone was wondering how serbia is going, some man peed freely inside the plant today. I unfortunately received a full frontal.

[sadie & that ✰ @starlostchnie]

this is the only day you can retweet this

[christine andrews @cmandrewss]

@senatemajldr just found out you “embrace” the death penalty including the electric chair. Truly not surprised but you are a truly sick and twisted man.

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol