cody marcum

I’m 1-0 against Hunter Trent in arguments

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

The average reaction time for a cat is 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s (44-70 ms)

[koi wren @coyrenn]

POV: you're on the way home in the Uber and wondering if that last bump was worth it

[LC🦋 @lauren_casidy]

I’m at the phase in my life where I don’t text anyone back… so don’t take it personal

[AW @alwrgn]

Don’t get it twisted I agree it’s so important to save money if you can afford to. But I genuinely also think it’s important to spend what you’ve worked hard for. Buy yourself nice things, go to nice places, invest in yourself. We work to live, not live to work

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I genuinely believe the only reason I haven’t joined a cult is because no one has had the courtesy to ask

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@skylarwoodall18 Im more impressed that he was up at 9am

[a l e x i s @_lexilulu]

Pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@Jessicarenne15 Wonder who’s fault this is

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@LeviPickens55 The $1 drafts.....good times

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@aden_yates Got them Huntington instincts still

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@Jessicarenne15 Oh hell yeh! I’m pumped

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@motherofthots She knew and was just trying to get likes 😂 those things don’t discriminate.

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@motherofthots Oh! He’s gotta at least be able to run for it to be a lesson, she just didn’t like her grandson at this point 😂 how do you live that long without knowing how savage they can be

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@motherofthots She was trying to teach him a lesson in life we all learn at some point 😂

[D @IThinkItsD]

IF YOURE IN THE SELF CHECKOUT LINE W A CART FULL OF SHIT YOU BETTER BE A PROFESSIONAL SCANNER

[cody marcum @cmarcum00]

@maria_figueroaa @CalNBC What in the hell did I just watch 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Randy Daytona @aden_yates]

I imagine the worst part of a divorce would be having to peal off your partners stick figure decal on your cars back glass