My friend who doesn’t watch basketball just said that Cam Heide was like Matthew Caldwell coming in to score the game winning touchdown against Miss St and to that I say:
ACCURATE
“Hawk Tuah is brat. Inside Out 2 is demure. The Rizzler is cringe, and Lil Yachty is bas—”
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
(rubbing temples as i brood over a sprawling heap of scrolls) tell me… my people, do they still say I am the GOAT?
my vizier: (rueful—and yet, is that the shadow of a smile which plays across his lips?) they say, my lord… that you are washed, I fear
Oceans 12 is 2 hours 5 minutes and 18 seconds long, but if you start it at 12:35:30 on New Year’s Eve, Matsui will pull lost in translation on Linus Caldwell right as the ball drops at midnight.
Me: Non CFP bowl games are now just an earlier version of your teams spring game.. Opt outs and the portal have taken any validity they had left! This country used to build railroads.
Them: sir this is a Wendy’s