Chris

North Lamar stan account

[Big On Basketball 🤘🏽 @BigOnBasketball]

My friend who doesn’t watch basketball just said that Cam Heide was like Matthew Caldwell coming in to score the game winning touchdown against Miss St and to that I say:

ACCURATE

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Anyone got the time?

[Chris @cmau94]

@amartinez_11 @_delconte Maybe one day we can get Texas Longhorn to become A Cappella at DKR 🙌🏼 🗣️

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

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[laurence @functi0nZer0]

“Hawk Tuah is brat. Inside Out 2 is demure. The Rizzler is cringe, and Lil Yachty is bas—”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[Chris @cmau94]

@BigOnBasketball Hey BoB she was throwin the ball all night I’m pretty sure she knows how

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[The Ghost of Mild European Summers 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

[Chris @cmau94]

Last night we let Skyrizi talk

[Chris @cmau94]

Haynes king postgame interview

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(rubbing temples as i brood over a sprawling heap of scrolls) tell me… my people, do they still say I am the GOAT?

my vizier: (rueful—and yet, is that the shadow of a smile which plays across his lips?) they say, my lord… that you are washed, I fear

[Chris @cmau94]

Walk into the office with ONE sock on your back and all of a sudden it’s

[Chris @cmau94]

Oceans 12 is 2 hours 5 minutes and 18 seconds long, but if you start it at 12:35:30 on New Year’s Eve, Matsui will pull lost in translation on Linus Caldwell right as the ball drops at midnight.

[Chris @cmau94]

Me: Non CFP bowl games are now just an earlier version of your teams spring game.. Opt outs and the portal have taken any validity they had left! This country used to build railroads.

Them: sir this is a Wendy’s