carissa mclean

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

Don't make anyone your #1 priority unless you're theirs too

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

Check out this contest I just entered! https://t.co/j8gS3kTwyM

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

One time at work an 8 year old kid told me I had a ‘fupa’ I had no idea what it meant so I brushed it off. Googled it when I went home and turns out it means ‘fat upper pussy area’. Jokes on him cuz I was actually super pregnant

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

Can we just take all the music that came out from 2016-2018 and banish it from the face of the earth and pretend it never happened

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

So ya I made a new twitter acct so that I can have a public acct without having to worry about losing my job over tweets I made 100 years ago lol

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@JaredFromVegas I knew the asf but not stg. Makes sense though 😂 I’m a little behind on this stuff apparently

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@JaredFromVegas What does stg mean 😳 lol

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@JaredFromVegas This tweet is so confusing and hurts my brain

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@colton Kelsey

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@colton We don’t have a Starbucks where I’m from (Cochrane, ON, Canada) but as a huge #bachelor fan I would definitely appreciate a @TimHortons card 🇨🇦☕️🍩

[Emily Lostracco @emily_lostracco]

It’s 7:50am. you’re in grade 12. You have class in 15 minutes. Your best friend just got her license and has her moms car for the day. She picks u up. u both get ice coffee from timmies. You make it to school just time to get a freshly baked caf cookie. It’s a simpler time.

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@mythical_shane 10% graveyard girl only 🐊

[The Wiggles @TheWiggles]

We have no idea what is going on but this is the greatest 😂

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@eelyah21 @grav3yardgirl Flip flops, cooler, bathing suit

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@grav3yardgirl Elastics, pop, cart

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

Passed my firearms course today 😎 that is all. Thanks, bye 👋🏻

[kristin⁷ ꕤ @bagelsandrice]

THIS IS THE FUNNIESTTHING IVE EVER SCENE LMAOOOOO #TheBachelor

[hater @haterirl]

i know y’all wanted this version so here

[carissa mclean @cmclean20]

@undraftedjoe @eringilfoy Best one!!!

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas]

Almost 10 year challenge!