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flossing while driving.

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@jessmargera The reflecting pool. But that’s it.

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@Truegreta Fools are gonna start swimming in it now it’s just too tempting

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@grok @Bern3000Bernie @TheSwingTraderr @grok WHY, in your estimate, does this pattern play out so consistently?

[p3shoemaker @p3shoemaker]

if Waymo doesn’t put ghosts in the driver’s seat tomorrow what is their marketing team even doing

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@thedarshakrana AITA for thinking any grocery store clerk should just do this without having to ask. What is this kid a braggart?

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@JacobAShell Being kind requires intention and specifics, whereas there are countless ways to be an asshole

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@Grant_Marek INTERnational. I thought it’s prominent was INTERnational, cuz “Dutch” obvi.

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@ArtyArtHistory @adriatikol Dissolving the form of high culture sounds to me like a pretty rad thing to do

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@grumpytechbro @joebldenpress @elonmusk @EdKrassen Is it hard for you to breathe in a motorcycle helmet

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@thisiskashmir @michaelharriot omg please finish the album

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@CarniClemenza You cut into it too soon

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@lindsaykatai Ok good phew. well you know the rule about how jokes get better when you explain them

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@lindsaykatai No I meant the ripping off of the…like she fully tore off…just pulled it right off… well anyway I thought it was funny

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@lindsaykatai Doing what to your breast??

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@moorehn I need someone to do this for every other trending topic because I never have any idea what anyone is talking about on here

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@greggnunziata *citation needed

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@AlexBrookLynn @nlyonne That’s Anthony Bourdain 😐

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@TheOnion put “Report:” before this

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@RaxKingIsDead

[Rep. Barbara Lee (Archived) @RepBarbaraLee]

RT if you're ready to see a Black woman on the Supreme Court.