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@OlNumba7 @mtaibbi It’s 100% real. I thought it was fake as well, but it isn’t.

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@terrybythebay @mtaibbi lol yeah, I was like “[EXASPERATED SIGH] c’moooonnn, Matt”

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@TSHamiltonAstro 99.9% of professionally typeset books of at least the past hundred years uses single spaces after all punctuation. You are making shit up

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@HoL_ism @doloyeung @Howlingmutant0 “Green Pony” was my dad’s version

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@cremieuxrecueil So what’s your preferred policy for people without the brains to get a knowledge worker job after their manual labor job is automated away? UBI?

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@Siciliboi Multiple people have told me my voice sounds like Patton Oswalt’s and tried to pass it off as a compliment

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@uncledoomer I’m in the market for an actually good desk chair. Was looking at Aeron but don’t have a good way to try before buying, so never pulled the trigger. Got a recommendation?

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@eigenrobot He’s what happens when you put five Pete Buttigieges in a uranium centrifuge

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@pissnixon @moetkacik Could your supplement purchase be connected to your name?If so, other buyers then bought hive meds online and the algorithm put two and two together. Or the supplements and hive meds have the same owner five subsidiaries up and they intentionally targeted recent purchasers.

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@RoloAL35 @xerias_x Ahhhh lol, nice

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@DigbyMayor @TurboJehtt I lost it at “Eleven, actually; it’s ‘HITS + 10’”

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@zodehakku @Filletfish_ Manipulate materia on a professional dancer pretending to be an enraptured onlooker, Mime materia on the backup dancers, simple as

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@_bazztek @rejectmod You showed Performance Mode, which admittedly they should not have shipped, but they did so in a fit of adorable naïveté because they thought they could stop dumbass 60 FPS obsessives from bitching, when of course they bitched twice as loudly as they would have otherwise

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@Evan_Oman @jrholtz @atlanticesque Ah that might actually be what I was thinking of, not sure

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@technomess @dreamingtulpa Presumably, if you have a picture permanently drawn on your skin, you might want to consider how the picture’s appearance affects people’s visual perception of you

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@jrholtz @atlanticesque There was at least one Hollywood movie that showed an upside-down-Apple-logo iBook and that was allegedly a substantial part of the motivation to change it

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@SendAsteroids @mtaibbi @aaronjmate A “request” from federal authorities is inherently coercive and carries an implicit threat

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@DoomerCoomer Elden Ring is fun but you have to watch the correct six hours of YouTube lore videos to determine whether any ending is actually heroic (as opposed to you just being the new strongest asshole around) and if so which one

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@JasonMartinezMD @PremiumHeart88 They call it magnus materia and there are multiple scenes about it