Steve Baudendistel

Husband, father, teacher, CSCS, Strength Coach @colganhs, Manassas VA

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

Info on attending Coach Perry's Hall of Fame Induction ceremony is at this link. If you aren't able to make it, there is also an option to donate $$ towards the purchase of the ring he will be presented at the ceremony.

https://t.co/wiNikeRuEg

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@425DC1 Start with your younger players, / scout team guys....I used to bribe them by giving them McDonald's gift certificates everytime they intercepted a pass thrown by the varsity QB or made a varsity guy fumble.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@BettyNita @3YearLetterman @mroctober @Eurovision @RickSteves @PaulaAbdul @RyanSeacrest @JohnStamos @RebeccaRomijn @jk_rowling @PaulMcCartney @jakepaul Beth, Coach is a legend. Calm down.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@LantzWheeler Imagine having zero SEC championships. Sad.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

A lot of times it really is just checkers, but everyone wants to pretend it's chess.

[Wesley Ross @CoachRfootball]

Saban interviewed former Ole Miss OC Dan Werner and pulled up the 2015 game where Ole Miss beat Alabama and started asking him a bunch of questions about how they did it. He couldn't believe how simple their offense was. This article is awesome
https://t.co/OltpDoakj1

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@ThatEricAlper

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@crypt_omar @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Omicron, you need to check your finances. I think you have a waterbed payment due.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@andrewmoore150 @3YearLetterman @crypt_omar @elonmusk Alex, Coach can't even turn door handles because of the weight of his championship rings. How's that for a flex?

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@justky1018 Too much

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@ROU812R @UCCowboy @rcf66 @3YearLetterman Oh yeah. Then Dr Holly Goodhead loaded them all into a spaceship and launched them into the sun.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@UCCowboy @thefirstchris2 @3YearLetterman They discontinued making those when they realized she wasn't ever president.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@UCCowboy @rcf66 @3YearLetterman Um, yes it does, actually. That's why they stopped making the Susan B Anthony coins when they realized she was never president.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@UCCowboy @3YearLetterman Jerome, I'd like to have respect for the interest rate on your waterbed financing, but it's just too unbelievably high. Gross.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@TorreySmithWR Even spicy mustard on a brat?!

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

My arms were actually bigger than this ,haircut similar but never wore Nike… #99 😳🤬😳😱🤷🏼‍♀️🤡

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@Coach_TKelley Allowing myself to relax and not feeling guilty about it.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@TheCoachColwell @scottylee32 Switch - Chip and Dan Heath

[Tony Holler @pntrack]

This has NOTHING to do with speed training.

This detrains speed.

You would think someone on this college 🏈 staff would know better.

[Steve Baudendistel @CoachBaud]

@PeteThePlanner