Coach

Some people forget that I got 31st place in 7th grade boys 110m hurdles at the 2007 IESA state track meet

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Bitches be lying. U will be living together and she come to bed dressed like a damn Franchize Boy

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

got banned from jersey mike’s for audibly moaning while they drenched my sandwich in oil and vinegar

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

bet this hits so hard if you can't do division

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Boy Mahomes sure is struggling in the championship, perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on the way out

[stevie @adultmomband]

oh no someone’s going to break into your house and then steal your molds of your keys, pour melted metal into them, wait for them to harden, and then break into your house AGAIN

[rafael @rafael_updates]

paying with a $100 bill so embarrassing!!!!! like awwww did you get that for your birthday???? yeah i did

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

F this. Lost my Fantasy Football league again this year so now I have to spend halftime letting the guys take turns burning my stomach with a curling iron.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Bro got engaged then got right to business 🤣

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Super Bowl Football Hunt

[ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @CraigWeekend]

this piece about sums up what else I could've said about my time here:

(thanks @mattdpearce)

https://t.co/w5EYk9HzWF

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

I don’t know why, but this made me laugh.

[drefanzor memes @drefanzor]

Barron 😳