Jess (Parody)

I can’t complain but sometimes I still do (she/her)

[Tracy Hickson @djtino224]

Happy #Arrestmas everyone!

[OmegaRecon @OmegaRecon]

@Ravens

[Auschwitz-Birkenau Memorial Foundation @ABMFusa]

December 2, 1926 | Aga Gershkovich, a Ukranian Jew, was born in Vilkhovitza.

In May 1944, she was deported to #Auschwitz. Most of her family was murdered in the War.

Aga survived, and today is her 96th birthday. Please join us in wishing her a wonderful day!

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

The paid sick leave for rail workers just failed. Majority of workers want it. Majority of Americans support it. Majority of senators vote for it. Doesn’t pass. This country isn’t remotely a democracy.

[Jess (Parody) @coastal_wanders]

So incredibly sad

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

pretty insane that people say “can we please not politicize this tragedy” about a tragedy that happened because of politics

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite

post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)

[Jess (Parody) @coastal_wanders]

@pammylane_ Same and I don’t really post on either. 😭

[Jess (Parody) @coastal_wanders]

So where are we all going from here?

[Baratunde @baratunde]

Elon, destroyer of vibes.

[sean 🐝 @P1NKMO0ON]

super sad about ticketmaster canceling taylor's general sale tomorrow, but happy and optimistic seeing that stubhub's resale is extremely reasonable!

[Virginia Tech @virginia_tech]

In support of the @UVA community, Burruss Hall has been illuminated in blue and orange light. #HokiesForHoos

[Sydney Wallace @SydneySarah1]

Waited in line for @taylorswift13 tickets for 8 hours today. And @SeatGeek charged me 14+ times for tickets I was never able to purchase. So now my bank accounts (happened on multiple cards) are frozen, I’m broke, it overdrafted my accounts, and I did NOT get tickets 😭😭

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

Absolutely breathtaking! Kittiya Pawlowski captures a rare snow leopard roaming around 18,000ft close to Mt Everest.

[Jamison Hensley @jamisonhensley]

Ravens' chances of winning the AFC North increased from 65.1% to 84% after Bengals' 32-13 loss to the Browns, per ESPN's Football Power Index.

Baltimore's chances of reaching the playoffs are at 94.7%. Only the Bills (99.9%) and Chiefs (99.8%) have higher projections in the AFC.

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

This will never not be funny @SteveSmithSr89

[Andrew Jerell Jones, Luke 1:37 (BlueSky too now) @sluggahjells]

Lamar Jackson found a “Ravens #8, Pay Em Now” sign 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 from the fans.

#BALvsTB https://t.co/pK0QI55ReP

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

#Ravens Lamar Jackson holding the sign Pay 'em now.
#RavensFlock #NFL

Lamar autographed this as well..

[Ken Oestreich @Fountnhead]

Best social tweets of the day. Love the local teams. #earthquake

[Jess (Parody) @coastal_wanders]

That was the first earthquake I’ve really felt since moving to San Jose almost 8 years ago. #earthquake