Trey aka Slish Valez

Seasonal sleep exposure specialist. No covers. Probably get too cold. Maybe stay extra cool. Guitar in @INTERARMA804.

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@dieworkwear

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@Cowboy2534life @GaryHendri72 @davidhelman_ Not only that, but as soon as San Fran figured out that Purdy was their dude, there was no good reason to keep Lance on the team if thet could get some value for him. Even if Lance was demonstrably better than Darnold, I still think SF finds a way to trade him.

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@ITYSL_memes @ThatsAChunkyPod It's a tie between No Rules and Volcano Guy for me.

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@CatieOsaurus I added a rule to my games called, "The Dice Bag of Uninterrupted Narration."

If I put my dice bag on the map, it is time for narrative exposition. Y'all get to sit back and take in the BBEG speech, or hear the plot twist, or let me describe the scene.

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@GrimKim I just don't know what it is about dudes named Phil.

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@dallascowboys

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@about99chickens @RobertGReeve Sure does, and it's even dumber than you're imagining it is.

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@bbcbubblegutz This is definitely a thing we went through this past summer. A few promoters pulled shows because of low sales, but all the shows that happened were well attended. If bands and promoters can get past the scared phase it's usually fine.

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@HELL_SIMULATION Motherfuckers are really using the word "unsafe" a lot, and I'm pretty sure they have created a new definition for it.

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@abovethefaII @emsuerob @yitgordon Back this. My partner did this when she bought her house and Virginia covered the closing costs because she was a first time buyer. Not sure how everything works right now but I think the same system is in place.

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@drgonzo123 I remember my dad calling someone a "fucking moron" at his friend's funeral, who died from a rare form of horrifying to witness cancer, after they told the grieving family something akin to this. My heart bursted with pride.

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@fringerealms @DanTalksGames Bro, did wizards pay you to post this schlock? Because if so you should send their money back. Tryna tell this person that they haven't played a game that they just spent likely hours criticizing things very specific to that system. Lord.

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@TheUnshored Played a show with a black metal band in Bellingham, Washington where the vocalist was decked out in antlers and corpse paint but wanted to thank everyone for coming out and supporting the local scene. We dubbed him, "the Most Brutal Man in Bellingham."

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@vilecreature666 @INTERARMA804 Was great to see you all!

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Photo 1: Triumph
Photo 2: Me right before passing away. @ Hellfest Open Air Festival https://t.co/TIJGf8lUbe

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I've maintained over the years is that if I could change one thing about myself it'd be to reverse my inability to scream sing the end of Prince's "The Beautiful People" in the same viscerally perfect way he did it. You all don't know how lucky you are that I can't do it.

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@heyskid Best adventure I've ever read.

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@HELL_SIMULATION This mirrors my experience at desert fest this weekend too closely for comfort. Fucking sucks.

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@HELL_SIMULATION Relatable content.