rodney

he/she • bi • white • the DMV's shortest data analyst • comms open

[jane ester @cosmug]

roommate A and B having loud sex while roommate C and i talk about gen 1 OU in the other room

[Alura @Aluratisse]

I can’t believe I even have to clarify this, but it breached containment. This is a VGC tweet. NOT a domestic abuse tweet. 😭

[unnamed user @unnamed_witter]

PAUSE THE GIF AND SEE WHAT EEVEELUTION YOU GET!!!

[ #Eeveelutions #Glaceon #Sylveon #Espeon #Umbreon #Leafeon #Flareon #Vaporeon #Aftoneon #Cheesley #TheWorm ]

[scary kyo 🐾 @hajideree]

sorry about that

[WallStreetBots @WallStreetB0Ts]

the future of robotics is adorable

🦀🦀🦀

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

daisy buchanan: aw fuck i accidentally killed my husband’s mistress. Well it’s a good thing that the only witness was the man who’s been all-consumingly obsessed with me for both of our adult lives

doctor t.j. eckleburg:

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

grab some sexy enby tell them/they

[román @amordeencava]

ok termine breaking bad me da risa que la serie sea tipo
el peor dia de walt: tengo una familia que me ama pero mi esposa no me deja ser traficante
el mejor dia de jesse: hoy por suerte solamente me mataron un ser querido

[rodney @codebreakrs]

@APPLEF0X420 i stopped giving a fuck about this discourse once i realized 85% of folks don't know the difference between transmasc and trans male😭

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Omg I won Most Deviated Septum !!! thank you so much to the academy and to all my fellow nominees. Every single one of you has SUCH a sore throat in the morning and you all deserve to be up here giving this nasally speech ❤️❤️ I’m in shock

[mika @mikasagrada]

como me sinto perguntando "o que aconteceu??" enquanto todos riem

[evie ❤️☁️ @evielovesplush]

I LOVE THE TWITTER MUTE BUTTON it's like blocking but without any beef and nobody can see it

[Vika 🦦 🐾 @Kanabubbles]

Dogs: omg wtf we're losing

Mitski:

[めお□ @meobokana]

how it feels to post only about your oc x canon or just your ocs

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Heartwarming: scalper gets killed in cold blood

[rodney @codebreakrs]

@piratek4ngs how it felt moving from DC to bumfuck, maryland

[˚₊‧꒰ა 𖹭 ໒꒱‧₊˚ @selkiesong_]

brightheart sketch, my beloved pretty lady 🩷🩷🩷
#warriorcats