Rachel Abramowitz

[hilary @hilahil]

like the fortune cookie game where you add “in bed” to your fortune, i always add “that i got caught” to these now https://t.co/oBCbkN6550

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I pledged allegiance to the flag every morning inside an internment camp. I would never burn one, but I'd die to protect the right to do so. https://t.co/O5ecSQkyC2

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

From The Economist Espresso: Armenians remember, 100 years on http://t.co/9bIbyRwFas

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

This one’s called “Thank You Note.” #newspaperblackout

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

“@CuteEmergency: Enjoying summer. http://t.co/W1viMxlO00” #THOSECALVESTHO #werkkkkk #fitness

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@lizzyreek @afcosteira how bout we FaceTime Gramma from the show? She loves Justin!

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@lizzyreek is dog code for something? Cuz I think it is... #what?!

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

The loud overly engaged parent #wholefoodsarchetypes

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

At the Guinness storehouse. Considering live tweeting this event. #notreally

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@codenamerachel @amandajparkes - this one's for you!

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@amandajparkes - Dr. Dre.

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@amandajparkes - what's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@amandajparkes - fo' drizzle

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@amandajparkes - why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@mherm5 can't believe I missed your tearful goodbye with Amy Kwid today. Bon Voyage. #amsterdon't

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

Boo http://t.co/SvoibiH98Z

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: If there really was a glass ceiling, we'd let all the women work above us.

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@mherm5 Barnett is the Kardashians of Armonk #modernebarn

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@mherm5 just arrived #v-necks!

[Rachel Abramowitz @codenamerachel]

@mherm5 passing through your ancestral home #scarsdale