Coder Murph

Washington DC to Tromsø Norway. Computer Science PhD student. Possibly in over my head. Non-technical alt: @sleepymurph

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

I don't know whether AI will replace human programmers. But I know that when you die, you will meet Dijkstra, and He will not smile upon the ungrammatical prompt that you wrote to vibe an incorrect sort function with 300 unit tests locking in the logical errors for all eternity.

[badcop @badcop_]

free app idea for vibe coders!!

salespeople tend to do a lot of travel. imagine they can put in all of the locations they need to visit for the year, and it plans out the shortest route that visits all of them once before finally returning home

why has nobody built this yet?

[adi @jerkeyray]

obsidian literally asks you if you know how to exit vim before letting you enable vim mode 😭😭

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

Ok THIS is the page I was looking for. It's under arm .com / bottom menu / Architecture / Learn the Architecture / A-Profile, View All Guides
https://t.co/cY25C7CiSi

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

It's honestly impressive just how useless the https://t.co/5jp6fooqVn documentation page is

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

Each result is a section of a reference and there are hits for each section of each separate reference for each model processor they make and I had to go to Wikipedia to research their naming conventions to even make a guess as to what model I might want to try looking at

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

From time to time I forget what the Snap package manager's deal is so I go research it and I come to a conclusion of "ok I guess?" and then promptly forget about it until the next time Snap shuts down an app I was using and I'm like "what the fuck is Snap's deal?" all over again

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

@dfntly @hungryhorsepokr Nah I'm good

[eigen moomin @eigen_moomin]

if you have an infinite tape of newborns, and a minister conditionally baptizing them, you can make a Turing machine, proving that the Catholic church is computable.

this is also known as the Catholic Church-Turing equivalence

[alex fazio @alxfazio]

tfw you find out that the start menu in windows 11 is literally a react native application that causes a spike in cpu usage every time you press the start button

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

My MACshake brings all the hoes to the lane

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

u say no to ratchet pubkey
signal p cain't

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

I don't always use Python, but when I do, I have to spend a day re-learning everything I had forgotten about Python packaging.

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

I don't always have to bulk enter events into my gcal, but when I do I am very thankful I can do it with a CSV
https://t.co/Q5wqfEMJIw

[Phil Eaton @eatonphil]

This graphic (where your writes to disk go) is worth every developer printing out and attaching to your desk.

It's not just a database thing. It's for anyone who ever writes a file.

[(have-YER カンデイラ) for you for your cousin @candeira]

"Are you into Machine Learning? Because nobody minimizes Loss like you do!"

[Springtime Seasonal Depression Murph 🧛 @sleepymurph]

My sincere answer to this is devs should stop doing their development and testing on top of the line hardware. They should use older machines so they can feel it when their code starts straining.

[Coder Murph @codermurph]

trying to help a friend with their squarespace site like