Jr. Tech Recruiter

IT recruitment thought leader. 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon on LinkedIn. JavaScript is Java don't @ me

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Alexa, email 10,000 people who have java in their LinkedIn profiles

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@davidwalshblog It was designed so that recruiters can misspell "node" and still have street cred

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I am absolutely CRUSHING IT

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@hvidtfeld Aviato

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As the future owner of a $50 million estate, this is very disturbing

[Paul Graham @paulg]

If you start a successful startup in your twenties, a 2% wealth tax with a $50 million threshold means that over the course of your life the government will take 65% of your stock. Why so much? A wealth tax compounds.

https://t.co/4NDOceZgqV

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@paulg Good news Paul! I have some clients who are hiring and their net worth will never exceed $50 million, so send me over your resume and we'll get the ball rolling

[Best of Linkedin @BestofLinkedin]

Yeah that ruthless industry called recruiting

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#selfquotesunday

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#Recruiters believe in you!
#thoughtleadership #pictureswithwords

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@SwiftOnSecurity

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@ThinkDreamCode @SianaGearz @Una I have a 2012 JavaScript in the cellar with your name on it

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@ThinkDreamCode @SianaGearz @Una The most sophisticated code connoisseurs know that JavaScript, like fine wine, must be aged for years before shipping to production

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But hear me out: JavaScript chemtrails

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The US Federal Reserve is the reason you need to know JavaScript 🤯 it all makes sense now

[John Gray 😷🌬🌞 @OtherJohnGray]

@drochetti @dhh Client side apps exist because of an endless waterfall of cash pouring into worthless ideas due to the zero interest rate environment created by the Fed’s monetary malfeasance.

Oh, and actual corner cases like in-browser CAD.

But for 90% of apps, it’s just million $ eye candy.

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Just kidding, please send me your front-end web dev resumes, the market is hot for folks with experience

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*Clearly* you don’t remember @YoApp

[Amjad Masad @amasad]

We're the most ambitious software startup in history.

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If any Shopify FEDs are looking for a job, my DMs are open

[tobi lutke @tobi]

@beaulne 100% there should be no such thing as a front end developer outside of super junior contexts. All developers need to think across all the layers that they build on to be effective.

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@OtherJohnGray @drochetti @dhh The Fed being responsible for SPAs is definitely an untapped gold mine for conspiracy theorists on YouTube

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@codinghorror They’ll switch to USB-Objective-C