nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's hogged
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading 30-50 bullets into an AR-15 and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's hogged
[first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your coordinates
me: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more specific
me: simba
So many sociopaths. People on the left who can hardly contain their glee that the El Paso shooter was a white nationalist. People on the right who can hardly contain their glee that the Dayton scumbag is a leftist. Sickening, all around. We are such a hollow, empty people.
Why are depression and anxiety on the rise?
Because modern society is designed to make you anxious and depressed.
- garbage food
- sedentary lifestyle
- cubicle work
- social media
- toxic politics
- hookup culture
- loss of religion
- decline of family
- drugs
- consumerism