Dr. Right

Keto vegan who loves steaks and carbs
Keto-vegana que come muita carne e carboidratos
Anarco-capitalista

[Right Winged CDN @DKNExCDN]

Is there anything more Monty Pythonesque than a man being attacked for not serving something?

Chinese man: I'd like Kung Pao Chicken, please.
Italian man: I'm sorry, but we serve only pizza.
Chinese man: So you hate the Chinese people?
Italian man: No, not at all. But this is a pizza restaurant.
Chinese man: You won't serve me Kung Pao Chicken?! You are oppressing me! You are racist!
Italian man: No, I'm not. I run a pizza parlour. I serve pizza!
Chinese man: I'm being oppressed! I'm being oppressed! I must kill you for oppressing!
Policeman: I understand you're oppressing this man.
Italian man: No, I'm not. I'm selling pizza.
Policeman: Alright. You're under arrest! Come with me!

Thanks, @JohnCleese for helping these people.

[The Dog Is Wagged @DogIsWagged]

@kapoorkhushi31 @JohnCleese @kingkapoor72 Reminder:

This all began, because a Sikh man would not be bullied into making his menu halal. Now, the jokers @metpoliceuk are of course, arresting aforementioned Sikh man for daring to stand his ground against a mob.

England, you do not hate your government enough.

[🇧🇷 @xwitterdaste]

@Gabiparnahyba1 Deixa torar. Quem fez o L que lute

[Jack @jackunheard]

The clearest difference between Islam and Christianity is this:

Muslims live safely in Christian countries while Christians are slaughtered in Muslim countries.

Case closed.

[Gypsy @GypsyD24]

Not a Christian, but am a "have slaughtered animals guy"

When you kill an animal halal style its alive for awhile before it dies

Whats that look like?

Picture a cow in box.

Google Rotary Slaughter Box if you can watch it

Then you slash its throat.

Not the spinal cord, you allow it to bleed out

An animal done this way will vocalize, kick, you name it

By vocalize, I mean scream. A cow with its throat slashed sounds AWFUL

Mewling, gurgling as blood is pressurized and sprays

Their eyes go wild, all over the room until the lights go out

If you partake in this you are a savage and nothing more

Taking an animal humanely is one thing, and owed to them if you ask me

Being an absolute barbarian for your "god" or whatever is another, whomever it may be

Halal and anything like it should be banned and.prosecuted as animal abuse in America, full stop

[Dr. Right @CognitoDr]

@LarryJones

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

Reminder that Christians should not eat halal meat under any conditions whatsoever
It has been sacrificed to a demon
Don't eat it

[Rich Penkoski @WFCPreacher]

Just got lectured by a butcher because I wouldn't buy halal meat (I bought a 15 lb Brisket for my family but wouldn't buy the halal one). When I told him as a Christian I can't eat meat sacrificed to false gods, he called ME hateful. Apparently a Muslim asked them to do it and now they just push it on everyone.

​I quoted the Bible verse about not eating meat sacrificed to idols. This is exactly how Islam creeps in to erode our standards and normalize things. They introduce halal meat, tell Christians it's fine and just a butchering method (it's not, it's a literal sacrifice to Allah), and call you the bad guy if you won't go along with it.

​Stand your ground.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Some personal news:

Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft.

Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Jensen gets a job at Dunder Mifflin. Incredible 😂

[Magills @magills_]

“Can we have a Batman movie?”
“No”
“Ok, how about Wonder Woman”
“Nope”
“Ok, James. Then what is the plan?”
“We call the Green Lantern racist and have SuperGirl be a drunk with Down’s syndrome.”
“Ok, you’re fired.”

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

Time moves so fast that we have almost completely stopped talking about the fact that Brazil, a country of 215 million people, just had their election completely stolen by a dictator.

[FAR-RIGTH @phara_alves]

@Xgordaoucrania Pra Luiza Helena

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Serious question, if the Muslims being elected today are not responsible for 9/11 then how am I as a white man responsible for slavery that happened 150 years ago.

The left can’t have it both ways on this. I’m just looking for a little consistency.

[Ricardo Arruda @DpRicardoArruda]

Lula deu metrô para Venezuela.
Refinaria pra Bolívia.
Aeroporto para Moçambique...

E o Nordeste?
E o Nordeste não recebeu nem agua.

[Alix @AlixG_2]

If Muslims, in this era right now, aren't responsible for 9/11, how the fuck am I responsible for slaves over 200 years ago?

Fuck off with that shit, you can't be that retarded.

[Dr. Right @CognitoDr]

@jp_milito @fachopxt Filme perfeito para entender a atualidade.

[Dr. Right @CognitoDr]

@LeoniceMariana1 Gafanhotos

[British Royaltea @BritishRoyaltea]

Meghan Markle worked harder to get Piers Morgan fired than to follow up with police on horrific allegations against her father.

As a self-described child safety advocate, her failure to even check the status of any investigation is indefensible. One phone call could have prompted action. She didn’t need to go public - she just needed to do what any normal person would do.

Her total inaction makes her advocacy look like lip service. There's nothing behind her words.