okoshishi

“I ma kwá ndì anyi wu?”

[𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢 @gojiblvq]

“Please stay awake so you can open the door for me.”

Me wondering how the goat in my dream knows my name

[Dylan @DylanPatel4_]

Ninja engineers are the closest thing we have to Tony Stark

[💬 @CashAppRecords]

Omg call Adult Protective Services

[thermo @DionysianAgent]

what I love about black people is they’re more prone to speaking their mind

he understood as much of Nietzsche as your average right wing redpill bro or your average SF tech bro

only difference is that all those chuds sit and pretend like they know what Nietzsche is talking about while they don’t know shit

you even got billionaires like Marc Andreesen going on podcasts pretending like they understand Nietzsche

but in reality Marc understands less of Nietzsche than the guy in this video

as being straight up is the true essence of the Nietzschean, thus this man right understands Nietzsche better than all of San Francisco and he hasn’t even realized it

he read a couple of pages and already understood Nietzsche in a way that those lying technohomos never will

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[𝔍𝔞𝔢 𝔚𝔞𝔶𝔫𝔢 @EandnotY]

I hope they work it out

[Jonathan 🐬 @JCizzurp]

LeBron you idiot

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Walking in the house earlier my hands were full so I asked my 3yo daughter to close the door behind us

She closes it and says, “cause we not air conditioning the neighborhood.”

It was at that point that I have never been more proud of her in her little life

[Dub Dubs 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @SetMeA5]

Muscle Memory...😂

[Rell Roseriee @rellroseriee]

I genuinely believe this might be the funniest app. The joke not even that funny but the video got it

[Mat Velloso @matvelloso]

Sarah Connor: "When they chase you, always run towards a wall. For some reason nobody trained them to stop. That's how we win in the future"

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

"911, what's your emergency?"

[robert @robertxyo]

bom que assim eles não se molham

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

This is why it’s important to let kids be bored.🏴‍☠️😁

[Soft @gafxxr]

Nbl , he wan use “MR STARK” finish am. 😂😂

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[zlongz @TheAvatarLang]

“an old person from 1990-1999”

[FrontRowBrian™ 🇺🇸 ₿ @FrontRowBrian]

Angel Reese acting like she just time travelled to 1963 and identified in real time who shot President Kennedy.

[Raybearer☀️💜 @ebiisenchanted]

Rip Achilles, this could’ve saved you