Cold Brew Takes ☕️

Serving today’s discourse the way it deserves: cold, bitter, no sugar. Parody. Probably.

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@InvestingAddict I call that a damn good deal. 503 for the price of 500.

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Sorry American liberals. This is what it looks like when you give more rights to the government.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Turkey arrests 162 LGBTQ+ activists in major crackdown.

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@GiaMMacool Great advice Gia!

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Ok, I’m going to sound like an asshole, but it has to be said.

Have you seen the average size of an American? They can skip two meals a day and still be fine.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

1 in 3 Americans have skipped a meal to save money this year, per YF

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The men racing to build AI powerful enough to end humanity now agree someone should probably slow down.

Presumably everyone else.

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Who's going to tell Trump?

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Trump tells Zelensky to stop hitting Russian diesel as it causes a shortage that is "hurting the world"

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A student was suspended for refusing to surrender her coffee.

She challenged the rule and returned to class with the cup.

Rosa Perks.

https://t.co/Ssx4a2N1Rg

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@edgaralandough Which peptides? Where’d you buy from?

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@TheDrugMoney $SPY puts may start printing

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One gets you laid. The other you get laid in.

[Colin Landforce 🛠 @landforce]

A twin turbo V8 McLaren is orders of magnitude cooler than a really fast electric car.

There are zero exceptions.

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@DreamDividend Maybe. Or maybe they’re too caught up in their phones.

I went out after a big college football game to experience some of the night life. The college students all had their noses in their phones and not interacting.

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@InvestingAddict That’s the way I speak to my girl too

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@KanekoaTheGreat @chamath He’s not wrong

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@BeardoTrader Anything the government can do to take more of your hard earned money they’ll do it

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@BbBio55 Just stay in your house and never go out again please

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@20kdj01 @InvestingAddict Delayed gratification isn’t a boomer take broski

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@MikeRob91 @BreidenFehoko Truth hurts sometimes

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@Michael99047304 @BreidenFehoko Manning is just like Franklin - wind you a ton of games but can never win the biggest ones on the schedule.

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@anthony60041005 @BreidenFehoko Bro Lanning’s name should never be uttered in the same sentence as Saban and championship.

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@YahooSports Excellent. Glad they’ll be out of the playoff hunt now.