Laura Johnson

Feeling melted as I thumpity thump talk

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Metamorphosis http://t.co/ipkaMyaW

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Rules to living life http://t.co/KTO1kwXz

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

What about me makes people think I want to be in their mafia family?

[J-Dubbs @Brotherwags]

Sobering realization this morning: I don't want companionship as much as I secretly desire having wax figures of beautiful women around me.

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

The latest http://t.co/qrqu3sL

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Waylaid http://t.co/qrqu3sL

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Foodie Blog http://t.co/vcASXFK

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Day 5 or is it 6..can't remember..I'm overdosed on bread. http://t.co/yogTwXV

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Apparently all I want to eat the rest of my life is bread and brie...would be a great restaurant.

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

@HotMess247 virtual hug..feel better

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

#wakemup and tell me it's Saturday and to go back to sleep

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Day 4 http://t.co/fa0Jyet

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Day 3 http://t.co/Q5u2smp

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

What? Hugh Hefner isn't getting married? Why didn't anyone tell me?

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

@BoweKnows I thought it was mandatory for Catholics

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Twisted knee and no alcohol..bummer

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Still on this smart phone fence..until i realize how dumb my current phone really is

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Day 2 http://t.co/aAKvoFp

[Laura Johnson @colddeadhearted]

Day 2 - http://t.co/aAKvoFp

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Photography http://t.co/OTH0hU2