Cole Hansen

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[Dylan Watson @dylan_watson02]

No one’s more confused than the Austria fans looking at 7 white guys from Lawrence Kansas yelling Viva l'Algerie

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“yo my boy, what’s good? look i know you’ve been revenue maxxing but uh, the uh, margincels are saying you’re getting profit mogged by some of your competitors. some are even saying uh, saying you’re headcountgooning. i was just thinking we should have a response if it comes up”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i'd lowkey be a beast at macrodata refinement

[Mario Carrillo @marioecg]

Inward

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

this is probably top 10 videos ever

[niiick .҉ @nickfrlol]

no one uses that reverse button like neffa-t

[myth @mythmofficial]

meow wolf is literally tipper music in building form

[thought process 🌱 @thoughtfulbeats]

bout to spend all my off weekends and all my money following jade cicada around the country in 2024

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Time to drink 300mg of caffeine and then sit completely still for two hours

[richard @richard_normal]

me (no beers): i will never read from the human skin bound book of the dead. i will not chant it’s dark messages.

me (four beers, smiling): hell, lemme see that book of the dead, brother. what’s one rune reading among friends?

[Guandanarian @Guandanarian]

Breachmaker

[pj @pjayevans]

roombas should go 50 mph

[pho @photonisdead]

Scars that never healed

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

You’re going to accomplish so much and grow so much that you’ll be unrecognizable. A year from now it’ll blow your mind to think about how competent you’ve become.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

the coffee shop grindset works because you subconsciously know it's cringe to spend time consuming in public (tiktok, youtube, instagram) but it's based to spend time creating (final cut, photoshop, word, vscode) so your brain puts on the producer hat as a show for others

[Joe Pease @joepease]

Everything is Temporary |.

[DC @dcposch]

microsoft has a generational opportunity to reintroduce Clippy as a gpt5-based god-paperclip that finishes your thoughts and does whatever you ask

[Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf]

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.