[email protected]

Creating stuff at @Grafana.
Formerly @CabifyDev & @TuentiEng.
Not using Twitter.
Find me as @[email protected] on Mastodon.

[[email protected] @colega]

The worst thing about @arcinternet browser is that there's no way to follow up on bug reports. I've sent the same bug report 4 or 5 times over the course of one year, and still haven't heard back from anyone.

[Malamente® @MalaMalamente]

Pero los perros no pueden ir a la playa por qué patatas.

[[email protected] @colega]

@arcinternet still waiting for the bug that breaks copied links to be fixed. Please please please, it has to be a one-liner somewhere.

[[email protected] @colega]

I love the "copy url" shorctut, and use it a lot, but I also share a lot of Grafana queries that contain regular expressions like ".+", and those break when shared becuase they become ". " and return no results to whoever clicks the link.

[[email protected] @colega]

Hey, @arcinternet, is there any way to follow the status on the bug reports? There's one small and very annoying bug I'm hitting every day. STR: go to https://t.co/pmxy46pJGu, type 1+1, enter, cmd+shift+c to copy the url, paste it and see what's typed in the form now. :(

[Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières @MSF_canada]

Doctors Without Borders convoys attacked in #Gaza all elements point to the responsibility of the Israeli army.

We call for an independent investigation to establish the facts and the responsibilities.

https://t.co/2QAYUUetne

[Bryan Boreham ➡️ BlueSky @bboreham]

@KateHolterhoff @redmonk My advice would be to avoid Las Vegas.

In the event this proves unsuccessful, do not attempt to walk between buildings. Each hotel is at least a mile from the next.

Also noise-cancelling headphones. It’s loud.

[[email protected] @colega]

I'm happy to announce that I just published Mimir 2.10.0

This new release comes packed with a lot of new features as well as stability and performance improvements, take a look at the release notes!

https://t.co/iNjxVz2Wya

[[email protected] @colega]

@Unailejarazu No, el colega soy yo.

[Grafana @grafana]

Wishing you a joyful holiday season and a Merry Christmas to everyone celebrating this weekend from all of us at Grafana Labs.🎅 🎄🎁

[Gopher Advent @gopher_advent]

Check out today's article '`Faster Go benchmarks by Reusing Setup" by @colega on #gopheradvent22.

Here's the link: https://t.co/VoQBn40iID

#benchmark
#golang
#performance

[[email protected] @colega]

Looking forward see some known faces at the next Grafana Meetup [1] next Wednesday 14th. Especially people from ex-@TuentiEng since @fundacionTef will be hosting this one :)
[1]: https://t.co/yFNFP336K2

[Gopher Advent @gopher_advent]

What. A. Line-up!
@AlexanderJophus, @flowdev_org, @colega, @JoeBlubaugh, @RealAkilan, @__dc0d__, @TldrAlex & more will bring you joy and shorten the perceived time until the festive season.
And you can still join them 🚀 👉 https://t.co/4jOR3K1Qwm

#gopheradvent22
#CFP

[[email protected] @colega]

Prometheus tip: don't query `metric{env="prod", machine="prod-us-foo-bar"}` if that `machine` doesn't exist in any other `env`, do `metric{machine="..."}` instead.
Prometheus will have to intersect all the `env="prod"` (all prod, all metric names) series with that machine's ones.

[Marco Pracucci 🇮🇹🇪🇺 @pracucci]

Last slide of #PromCon was the slide everyone was waiting for... The current number of Prometheus and Grafana installations, as measures by Grafana Labs...

🥁

774k Prometheus
1.1M Grafana

🤯

[Marco Pracucci 🇮🇹🇪🇺 @pracucci]

Are you going to be in Bordeaux on 27th Oct? Join this meetup at @OVHcloud. You may hear about a project I care a lot! 😉

[Ricardo Bartolomé @ricbartm]

Dispongo de una entrada presencial para la @tarugoconf (20-22 de octubre de 2022, Madrid) y mi plan es sortearla dentro de un grupo de personas que no estén correctamente representados en tecnología (mujeres, gente de color, etc) ¿Te interesa? Lee abajo 👇

[[email protected] @colega]

@bbva Por si no lo veis, como no lo vió la persona que me atendió al telefono hace un año por la misma razón: si alguien me reemplaza la tarjeta en mi buzón de correo, tendrá en su poder mi tarjeta activada.

[[email protected] @colega]

Oye, @bbva, si vais a emitir tarjetas super seguras sin numeración impresa, no me podéis pedir que confirme si la que tengo en mi poder es la correcta a ciegas. Esto es un agujero de seguridad para hacer un MITM terrible.

[El Jueves @eljueves]

¡¡LA PORTADA!!

Más periodismo (de cloaca) 📺🐀💩

(Portada de @igor_f_f & @guillemarvel)