Colin

words of varying quality, occasionally

[Colin @colin2030]

@SwishFibre currently no service in RH19 area. Are there any known issues please?

[Colin @colin2030]

@sainsburys this is last time we’re using your delivery service. It is consistently sub-standard. Like these doughnuts delivered out of date. I’ve previously had nettles in my salad, rotten potatoes and many hilarious substitutions.

[Colin @colin2030]

Mmm! Thank you @sainsburys for adding a special surprise to my salad. A thorny nettle leaf! Left a lovely numb feeling around my lips after I spat it out. Taste the difference…

[Colin @colin2030]

@myenergiuk #347438 Still had no reply. That’s 4 days now and I can’t charge my car. This is really serious now. Can you at least give me a number I can call?

[Colin @colin2030]

@myenergiuk I raised a service ticket 2 days ago. No response yet. My Zappi is not working and I can’t charge my car so it’s really urgent. Can you do anything?

[Colin @colin2030]

@OctopusEnergy I emailed Octopus on the 9th May and had no reply (Using hello@ email). That’s over 10 days ago. Is this the level of customer service you think is acceptable?

[Colin @colin2030]

@sainsburys here’s a nice picture of the potatoes chosen for our online shop. Also the bread products were past their sell by date the next day. Do you deliberately pick the worst produce from the shelves for the online orders?

[Colin @colin2030]

@mrmarksteel Home of the Scientologists. Longest unbroken run of original black/white tudor buildings. Birthplace of plastic surgery. There’s an Aldi but no Lidl (yet). Bluebell railway. Right said Fred hail from it. Peter Andrè used to own a coffee shop here but it went bust. Tom Cruise

[Colin @colin2030]

@SouthernRailUK Any London terminal I can get to

[Colin @colin2030]

@SouthernRailUK Hi I have a season ticket from East Grinstead to London. I need to go from Three Bridges today due to the strike. Will my season ticket be accepted?

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

It seems we have lost one of the greatest guitarists I’ve ever seen and possibly the coolest man on the planet. Awful news. R.I.P. Geordie.

[Colin @colin2030]

@SouthernRailUK Ok 73464

[Colin @colin2030]

@SouthernRailUK Why don’t you have anywhere to store large luggage on your trains?

[Colin @colin2030]

@SouthernRailUK 1250 to East Grinstead from Victoria. Carriage 12

[Colin @colin2030]

@SouthernRailUK Ok, so in the carraige I’m in there are no luggage racks and at least six people with large suitcases using seats and blocking the walkways because the only option is a luggage rack three carriages away that has only room for two suitcases.

[Colin @colin2030]

@SouthernRailUK a guy is asking to see tickets on the train claiming to be doing a survey. He has a govia id but it doesn’t look legit. Can you confirm if anyone is doing a survey today?

[Colin @colin2030]

@MikeMcGuill What sort of music did they buy? Disco?

[Colin @colin2030]

@NatWest_Help Hi. I’m trying to apply for a credit card and I’m continually getting the message below. I’ve tried via the app, mobile and desktop PC browser. Any ideas?

[Colin @colin2030]

Pissing Gentlemen
You don’t need to check your phone
Right now, it can wait

#haiku

[Colin @colin2030]

@VodafoneUK Hi I’m trying to connect my new Apple Watch to my plan. I’ve got Onenumber on the plan but I just get the below on my watch app. Any suggestions?