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[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

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[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

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[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Every time im forced to watch an early war film because they're "realistic" I'd like to make a dude watch 220 unedited mins of childbirth

[Joshua Darsky @jdarsky]

Twice a day, unfortunately. https://t.co/bDQWm8keTB

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Mom jeans and obvious roots are in. As is speaking Spanish. It's like #trump was never elected

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Nothing like feeling diseased because you're female and over 30 (by other females) trust me bitches... It gets worse.

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

I just unfollowed everyone that tweeted Anything about #theelectionisover

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Now every time a creditor calls me from Missouri I just shout "you voted for Trump!" Then hang up

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

I have an #IUD that is effective until I'm 47 years old. #Trump will have to more than "grab my pussy" to stop me using #birthcontrol

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Thank god I got that last abortion in before 2017 #ElectionNight #imstillwithher

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Best costume for when you and your SO have matching cold sores? "His n' HerPES" #happyhalloween!

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Bar Owners: Today is a great day to try out the "whiskey shot and umbrella from lost and found special" #beerandshot #barspecial

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

I'd download the new #iphoneOS but I can't use the CVS self-checkout without breaking it

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

#gentrification is real when girls with vocal fry are on the train after 125th street #uptown #working

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

If ever when haggling over prices you start an argument with "but in Long Island they charge..." Stop. Just stop.

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Just had to juice limes for $7.50 an hour. Mighta made a few #wrongturns in life #30sonething #bartender

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Elderly woman named Fran comes into my restaurant 2x a day and orders a #makersrocks. I think I'm being visited by my future self #bartender

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Is this new show #Timeless just #quantumleap with a female lead?? If so, #hallelujah #signmeup

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

In case I was worried about ever having romantic fulfillment I just googled "which movie is playing on lifetime right now?"

[$𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 @collab_claim45]

Dude, I did not sign up for the 415 rant