Colm Murphy

A human

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

The “hydration break” actually being a commercial break is the most perfectly FIFA thing ever.

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

This is the best edit. No commentary. Just the sound of The Garden.

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@euanmdavis @paddypower Haha

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@jbarro Hey Josh is there a combo subscription available for serious trouble and central air together? Thanks!

[Liverpool FC USA @LFCUSA]

Thank you, Mo ❤️👑

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@TheCarteI Who would you rather have mate? I agree with you but have no idea what a solution looks like.

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@CampaignLiveUS @vml_global Hi Marie!!

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@footyinsider247 He is not.

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@GraemeKelly1 Hate it as I do, that was the right call. 😡

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@WhiteHouse The goal of the game UNO is to have NO cards you fucking idiot.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Me as a child solemnly reading the Christmas card off my grandparents before I see how much money I’ve been given so I don’t look like a grabby little bastard

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@zan2434 @eddiejiao_obj @drewocarr This is absolutely amazing

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@dadopotamus The power of Christ compelled them.

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@dbtwr It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize this isn't a real place. I like your work!

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@dbtwr where is this?! wow.

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

The frontier AI labs have built extraordinary things and I’m in awe of their accomplishments. But if you compare your technology to nuclear weapons, predict that it will disemploy tens of millions of people, and announce the invention of a digital skeleton key to ~exfiltrate top secret information from government systems and gain control over critical infrastructure including military infrastructure~ I genuinely have a hard time seeing how this doesn’t end with some form of govt nationalization or sanction or something weirder.

I can’t predict the evolution of this technology well enough to know what I’m rooting for here, but just adding 2 and 2 makes it hard to see how or why we’d continue to treat these companies like they’re ordinary private sector firms.

[Schrödinger's Litter Box @Brewjew308]

Can Playskool make a "my little nuclear football" in the next 14 days?
I'm asking urgently this time.

[Colm Murphy @colmcolmcolm]

@noface_rich @liverpxxl9 Hahahaha

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

My daughter only looked at a picture of Chapelle Roan in a magazine. The next thing I knew, a massive security guy appeared, picked her up and threw her through a plate glass window, wheelchair and all