Quit sending Xenninials and Millennials things to print at home. We don't have a printer. And if we do, we haven't found the power cord from our last move. We had been surviving on secretly using our work printers for years.
imagine writing a generation-defining tale of heroism, thwarting those who reject progress and seek to divide us based on arbitrary differences
only to become so absurdly rich and bored you go on a public crusade to deny an already marginalised group the right to just fucking be