Skyler

man i feel like mold

[Skyler @colvnskylr]

huh

[pinar @pienar]

dont feel like it

[rubber cat @robbercat]

Hollywood is done for – you might not believe me, but this is AI generated.

[tatum @planetgraves]

Type of dumbass bullshit i’ve been on as of late

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

What’s the #1 food your family pours milk all over? In our family, it’s cereal.

[Arctic Monkeys @ArcticMonkeys]

The new album from Arctic Monkeys, ‘The Car’ is out 21st October. Pre-order now https://t.co/QWACEVpsAr

[Skyler @colvnskylr]

@taylorbowie Absolutely

[Skyler @colvnskylr]

Finally!

[Skyler @colvnskylr]

@lilmary_swag I want to read them but I don't know if I have the strength to

[Skyler @colvnskylr]

@Ch_Whitson That's what I'm saying!

[Skyler @colvnskylr]

@shoujonesta I am a bit terrified for what's to come

[Skyler @colvnskylr]

There's a lot going on in the world right now, but the one thing I find myself wondering every night.... What is Tom Mankes take on The Furry?

[wint @dril]

manifesting not getting my ass kicked b y saying "i hope i dont get my ass kicked today" and getting my ass kicked regardless

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Date: What do you do?
Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food

[Reductress @Reductress]

BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: https://t.co/0zOj3YlAfT

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day https://t.co/cLC5FeTI2B

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

@POTUS Just dug up some troubling old tweets from that baby. They won't be president.

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh