Wolfpack Dad

Lone Wolf & Cub(s).Cowboy/Ninja.Purveyor of Pugilistic Arts. Twitter's cool cuz I can cuss w/o my kids hearing.

[Wolfpack Dad @combatacademysd]

[manly, seductive voice]

You know I thought about you in the shower today...

*Me to my bed

[Wolfpack Dad @combatacademysd]

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[Wolfpack Dad @combatacademysd]

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[Wolfpack Dad @combatacademysd]

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[Wolfpack Dad @combatacademysd]

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[Wolfpack Dad @combatacademysd]

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[Wolfpack Dad @combatacademysd]

I received a $100.00 donation supporting NAMI! https://t.co/caHpAQDPIj

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[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

Me: I've been up since 3am trying to do the "insomnia" tweet
Me: idk how to do it
Me: me neither
Me: let's think about dying
Me: lol okay

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

It's 2 AM. I can't sleep. I should wake up a parent and tell them.

- kids

[Meg▫To▫Differ @ThisMiss]

I've done everythinggg to try to get back to sleep except the part where I put the phone down and close my eyes.

[Meg▫To▫Differ @ThisMiss]

I don't get how people can just shut their eyes and fall asleep...

It takes me 2.5 hours of rolling over and a sacrifice to the sleep gods.

[darkside @mydarksidesays]

What if I'm really in a coma and I've imagined my whole life?

Things that keep me up at night

[🇺🇸 Happy ChillMore™ 🇨🇦 @cravin4]

Just settled on my autobiography title.

Twitter keeps me up at night but online porn keeps me up all day.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Do you think John Stamos wonders what our kids would look like too?

-Thoughts that keep me awake at night.

[Mayor P and 11 others retweeted 3 of your tweets. @punmagnate]

Just realized vampires can't summon Bloody Mary and now I can't sleep

[young bun @eminmien]

[6am]

Me: [Just starting to feel sleepy] Thank god

Bird: HEY GUYS WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING IT'S SO GREAT I JUST HAVE TO SING ABOUT IT

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

I can't sleep because Dreamworks won't respond to my question of wether human or ogre Shrek have the larger ballsack peninsula

[🏴‍☠️ How YOU Doin 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber]

Dat ass

Things that keep me up at night