Comedy of Things

Recovering political hack. Actual conservative, not the MAGA variety. Mocking politics, sports and the ignorant.

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@RepFine Your suit has so much fabric, it must weight like 82 pounds.

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@FloridaRaemi @UFCR I don’t care enough. It’s funnier to watch you people who think you’re “serious” people.

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@FloridaRaemi @UFCR If it’s posting, and it’s replying, and it has followers, it’s not really fake, sizzle tits

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@ChrisMZiegler Did you ever film him?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Jensen Huang has learned his lesson.

by Susan Collins

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@Zion_Halcyon

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@BryanLeibFL

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@angiewong @atrupar @PeteHegseth He literally quoted what you said.

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@FloridaRaemi @UFCR He hasn’t had a neck in like six years

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@Zion_Halcyon @LilPotroOG @ScottPresler Coke? Shrooms? Seriously man, what are you taking. Do your loved ones know that you’re in this condition?

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS @VP @SecVetAffairs @JennyHegseth

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@JakeLang Dude, are you okay? Why do your loved ones - if any exist - let you debase yourself like this?

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@Zion_Halcyon @LilPotroOG @ScottPresler Is it meth? It’s definitely not weed. What are you taking?

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@Zion_Halcyon @LilPotroOG @ScottPresler News to me because I haven’t seen a fucking dime. Anyway, if you wanna share the drugs, you’re taking with the rest of the class I think we could all use some.

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@jamiedupree Brown shoes with a black belt should be disqualifying

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Can I say something….

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

NYT: “Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him”

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@RighWingDad is starting a petition for @marklevinshow to star in this….

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A remake of ‘YOU'VE GOT MAIL’ is in the works at Warner Bros.

(Source: Deadline)

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Hahahahahahahaha

[The Hill @thehill]

Republican Turner says Ramaswamy ad sunk his re-election in Ohio
https://t.co/hxrUHevIVi