alex

[alex @comeonsrsly]

Okay. Deleting twitter again.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

I never fully trusted @Uber. Shit's supposed to have umlauts.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

@SlashIntercept just confirming late-80s moviepube provenance.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

@chrisfairbanks regarding s.elliott's road house pubes: never a wide shot, but it was 1989. I say authentic.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

@NeverNotFunny "I've always wanted a GoPro wedding." https://t.co/dR4peBlHXy

[alex @comeonsrsly]

Holy shit. Twitter is still going.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

Pulling a Patton Oswalt from Twitter and Instagram. See you IRL.

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

Slate has a podcast about Serial, which is a podcast. This is like two nerds 69ing but just saying "actually" into each others' genitals.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

My hummingbird friends are ripping today

[alex @comeonsrsly]

It is against the code to make injury jokes. Please think twice or keep them to yourself.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

@cmccollum same number call me

[alex @comeonsrsly]

@cmccollum I took a strange bath last night

[alex @comeonsrsly]

@cmccollum okay

[alex @comeonsrsly]

@cmccollum I dunno.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck biters

[alex @comeonsrsly]

I'm going to shower. Tomorrow.

[alex @comeonsrsly]

Great to see @gregorybehrendt tonight on #PCAT14 !

[Every Color @everycolorbot]

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[DJ EVIL DEE @DJEVILDEE]

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[alex @comeonsrsly]

@btoddrichards I am 40.