Nathan Hart

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

I'm not saying a reptilian shadow government is a *good* idea, but tortoises live to 200 and almost none of them are racist

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

@whatsitpod @davetotheross @dumbcaleb Slash & The Wrists

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

I'm not saying a reptilian shadow government is a *good* idea, but tortoises live to 200 and almost none of them are racist

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

Tonight!

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

I don't own a gun because if I woke up in the morning knowing suicide takes less steps than making coffee, I wouldn't get anything done.

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

If you're any sort of creative type and you suck, it is probably just because you A) haven't gotten sick enough of sucking yet and/or B) haven't yet seen that thing that makes you go, "oh man. If you apply yourself to this critically, you can actually do something cool..."

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

https://t.co/P4vviJaYs1

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

I'm in Salem tonight opening this show up

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

Vancouver, WA tonight! We still got tickets!

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

[Gabriel Rutledge @gaberutledge]

I never thought I had fuck you money until people started talking about the price of eggs

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

I want the research on murderers and dick size. Huge dick? Small dick? All balls?? Hmm

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

I’m not a “fuck MSM” person, I’m a hopeful idealist who wants better from trusted names in legacy and digital journalism. Clickbait, hyperbole, even slight hypocrisy or subtle inaccuracy. It’s an insult to readers and needlessly helps grifters fuel the skeptic-to-psycho pipeline.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

My drinking mistakes aren’t as bad as I get older. I wake up like, “did I sign up for Paramount Plus last night?”

[justcomedy @justcomedyeug]

Booking comedy for 2023! @davidcrosss @SamJayComic @GaryGulman @morgan_murphy @ToddGlass @natashaleggero @stavvybaby @nicolebyer @shengwangtime are just a few names on our dream list of comics to bring to a 300 seat venue in the heart of downtown, Eugene.

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

@Sethmils Makes me wonder if I might have enjoyed the set more if I'd done less ketamine

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

@Sethmils Oh yeah you're right, I forgot

[Nathan Hart @ComicNathanHart]

@Sethmils Two things can be true, maybe he thought it was cool how much he hated you