Comicology Improv

Northern Arizona's premier stand-up and improv comedy jam. You a comedian or fan of comedy? Follow us, we follow back!

[Comicology Improv @comicologyaz]

Comicology is on Twitter! We're here to bring laughs to the jokeless wasteland of Northern Arizona. Comedian or fan of comedy? Follow us!

[Comicology Improv @comicologyaz]

@boozecoma Thanks for the follow!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

My favorite part of air travel is waiting to see who picks up the bungee strapped igloo cooler at baggage claim.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

I just read that over 1/3 of Gay Porn Actors classify themselves as Straight. Clearly, these are men who love the craft of acting.

[Comicology Improv @comicologyaz]

@rickygervais

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

Getting older is tough. Sometimes, when I look in the mirror now, I see my dad. I wish he’d stop wandering into the bathroom.

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

I have a lot of cats for a straight married person with a penis.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Wallace: Why do people immediately hate you?
Cruz: It saves time. (tip of the hat to Rip Taylor) #GOPDebate

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr.

[Comicology Improv @comicologyaz]

And lord knows Reagan gave us plenty to laugh about. https://t.co/h8wNd1Ugtr

[Yakov Smirnoff @Yakov_Smirnoff]

President Reagan once told me, “You don’t stop laughing because you grow old- you grow old because you stop laughing.” #shotofsminoff

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

There has been some recent debate about Earth being flat. Clearly this is unsettled science. Expect the GOP to investigate soon.

[Drew Lynch @TheDrewLynch]

I don't like that muffins are something you have to undress to eat.

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

Children are God's little way of telling you to stop fucking.

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

Being married has taught me that the only time a woman is ever wrong is when she says "I do."

[Comicology Improv @comicologyaz]

@kphickerson Thanks for the follow!

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

I'm starting a rumor that I helped @kanyewest get a verified account.

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

#MyLast4Words "Rosebud... it's a sled."

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

#MyLast4Words "Meaning of life is... "

[B.B. Busker @bb_busker]

#MyLast4Words "BUNGEE CORD TOO LONG"

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

That's why i put a finger in my own ass during sex. Because you can't trust nobody with your secrets. #fingerinthebootyassbitch

[Comicology Improv @comicologyaz]

@iamcolinquinn Thanks for settling a bet. See? Real comics do not give away their best material for free on Twitter.