gods bravest software engineer

resident fellow traveler, fka/aka destin/coldbrewins

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

too many queer elders are being taken from us and with them goes the history and wisdom they carry. rest in peace lindsey graham and thank you for being a light at the end of the tunnel for so many queer youth🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Macrophysiological System🐀 @InVitroFuture]

>candidate running to represent a district where 1 in 5 voters have a doctoral degree, and 1 in 4 are connected to Harvard, has spent most of their adult life talking to people who work and study at Harvard about how to advance their shared political priorities

[cabby @cabby]

scratches my butt

[gods bravest software engineer @commiemcdavid]

@lple37 actually not about a certain character. this is about white women on tiktok

[gods bravest software engineer @commiemcdavid]

nothing makes me lose my mind more than people who dont understand how credit cards work

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

giving myself the night off and doing nothing for once. I do nothing every night but this time I’m not going to feel bad about it

[gods bravest software engineer @commiemcdavid]

and despite it all it was a good performance review!!!!!!! i am the worlds most competent software engineer

[gods bravest software engineer @commiemcdavid]

incredibly awesome that i had no tangible evidence for my pursuit in an adhd diagnosis until my manager gave me a performance review that was worded almost as if he was trying to fill out that adhd assessment checklist on my behalf

[novu 🇵🇭 @evamuvon]

first i lol’d then i serioused

[Angel 🏳️‍⚧️ @bbgst48]

Get me the foodddd, I’m hungryyyy but I’m too short to reachhh :p

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Alien visitor" by artist Carrie Liao.

[紐約狗狗 @kesanitw]

🥤🛋️🎞️

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

I love European protestors, they’ll do the coolest daredevil stunt you’ll ever see and then when the world is watching their message is like “it’s Mother Earth, not Father Earth. Be present in the now!”

[cly @tribecalledrags]

(3am in bed with wife)
Wife: Fuck the baby’s crying again. It’s your turn
Me: Okay okay I’m going
My infant son who is also Elliotte Friedman: Hearing poop to my diaper. There is word that I need mommy. 1 year x 2 hours of sleep AAV

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

got it

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Timberlake in The Social Network is such a crazy flash in the pan. He cannot act for shit and yet hes possessed in that movie

[cav empty @cavempty_]

napped for 3 hours