David Smith

Official Member of Ye Ftone Clearerf Guild

[David Smith @compass_david]

I’m taking a break from social media for the time being.

[David Smith @compass_david]

@plinytweet @Herring1967 Humans become eggs-tinct in the future?

[Compass IPS @CompassBookNews]

Hey #booksellers! Check out our weekly publicity update, so you can know about all the #indiepublishing books your customers will have been hearing about this week.

Compass Weekly Newsletter, No 24 - 2021 - https://t.co/D2MICIoqYT

#bookshop #IndieBookshopWeek #Indiepublishing

[David Smith @compass_david]

@Herring1967 I’m presuming Welsh Me will be feeling pretty rough tomorrow morning?

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@theclairepalmer Aside: it’s his birthday next week, and this is the photo I’m going to send to Donkey. (I must be going mad!)

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@theclairepalmer I bought my dog a couple of puppets.

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@rudemrlang @CraigRevHorwood at The Mighty Boosh in Blackpool.

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@Herring1967 Shatalot?

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@5tevieM it’s been so long since The Book Club times, I think I’ve forgotten what a book is. Book.

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@plinytweet Luke Skywalker? Like Luke Sky-Squarker?

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@Herring1967 @durexuk Is “Johnnie” Parrot the mascot? (AKA Loony Bird).

[David Smith @compass_david]

@Herring1967 good to see from the iTunes podcast info that Twitch of Fun is of a “clean” rating. This week’s Taskmaster podcast for example was classed as “explicit”. Proof you don’t need to be rude to be funny!

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@Herring1967 is Stone Cold Steve Austen one of the Stone Gods? #stoneclearing

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@Herring1967 “Ottercocks”must be trending somewhere on the internet. It was mentioned on Twitch of Fun, if you haven’t seen it yet.

[Catherine Jessop @BooksCanHelp]

A Friday shout out to all those brilliant booksellers out here - and now it's time for some shameless self-promo - please order my book from any of the wonderful sales team at @JKPBooks! The Bookseller said it "genuinely fills a gap in the market" @IndieBookshopUK, @waterstones

[David Smith @compass_david]

@Herring1967 Have you embraced CGI technology for some of the characters?

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@beccap1502 I have no advice to give.

[Comma Press🍉 #CeasefireNow @commapress]

"Writing became my companion in remembering"

Read our contributor to Refugee Tales IV, Natalia Sierra, write for @Waterstones on how her experience of displacement shaped her writing: https://t.co/nr2Cr7ayiE

Refugee Tales IV is out 28th July: https://t.co/Rv8qRmtTxk

[Miranda Green @greenmiranda]

As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with several wives and an undisclosed number of children

[David Smith @compass_david]

@Herring1967 my partner and I were signing our wills the other day. The solicitor asked for ID to be photocopied. The look my partner gave me when I proudly pulled out my Stone Clearing membership card out of my wallet. 😡